Greetings, Earthlings

March 27, 2008

From: Ross
Sent: Thursday, March 27, 2008 9:54 AM
To: Nancy
Subject: RE: Hi

You had another 3 way? I thought that you were done with that. Need I remind you of the last three way you had?

Way 1 - The alcohol goes in
Way 2 - You have too many alcoholies
Way 3 - Out in comes all over you dress

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From: Nancy
Sent: Thursday, March 27, 2008 9:48 AM
To: Ross
Subject: RE: Hi

two words - 3 way

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From: Ross
Sent: Thursday, March 27, 2008 9:48 AM
To: Nancy
Subject: RE: Hi

How were my boyfriends last night?

Posted by Nancy at 10:41 AM

March 26, 2008

I am addicted to Yelp. I know its an addiction because I up at 1am (2 hours later thsn bedtime) perusing its many jewels. Help. Haha that rhymed. Anyhoo, check it out:

http://nancyshmancy.yelp.com

Posted by Nancy at 12:58 AM

March 19, 2008

The One When Im Walking


Originally uploaded by nancyshmancy

Blogging live from a stroll I'm taking in Monterey. Its hard a)

blogging with one hand while b) not watching where you're going. Thank

god for spell check. This is what my life consists of now. Walking and

nothing else. Oh and gas. Not the fuel kind. The kind that walking

helps relieve. Poot poot!

Posted by Nancy at 6:20 PM

March 18, 2008

Happy St. Patrick's Day!


Originally uploaded by nancyshmancy

Corned beef, cabbage and green Bud Light. Happy St. Patty's Day!

Posted by Nancy at 8:08 AM

March 5, 2008

I was just at Trader Joes and some dude came up behind me and warned me that my money was about to fall out of my back pocket. I checked and about a centimeter's worth of a dollar bill was sticking out. I gave him a quizzcal look and he abruptly said, "Oh it's not like checking out your ass or anything..." And then he winked at me and mumbled something about how he was there for an hour and how crowded it got since then.

Hmm, thank you dude. Gotta love good Samaritans!

Posted by Nancy at 6:53 PM

March 2, 2008

Well thanks to my recent upgrade in blogging software , and the miracle that is the almighty and wondrous iPhone (I love you darling), which allows me to blog (photo-blog, no less) whilst squatting in the most remote outhouse closest to a cell tower, now I have no excuse not to blog! Yay!

And you can bet on a photo blog if I'm ever lucky enough to be in an outhouse. Good night.

Posted by Nancy at 12:46 AM

February 29, 2008

I don't have much time to blog anymore as the pure evil of what we call the workforce has gotten to me so that all I want to do when I get home is watch DVDs. But anyway, here is what has gone down in a nutshell.

Went to NY on a whim with partner in crime Charisse. Flew first class. Took subway to Weekhawken. Took ferry to Manhattan. Times Square. Hot dogs pretzels. Pretending to take poop in front of Trump International Hotel Borat-style. Walk through Hells Kitchen to 40/40 club. Walk from 40/40 club to Chelsea. Walk 40 blocks in stiletto boots. Cristal. Bathrobes. Pimpettes. Good. Times.

Posted by Nancy at 11:24 PM