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The One Where I Had A 3-Way

From: Ross
Sent: Thursday, March 27, 2008 9:54 AM
To: Nancy
Subject: RE: Hi

You had another 3 way? I thought that you were done with that. Need I remind you of the last three way you had?

Way 1 - The alcohol goes in
Way 2 - You have too many alcoholies
Way 3 - Out in comes all over you dress

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From: Nancy
Sent: Thursday, March 27, 2008 9:48 AM
To: Ross
Subject: RE: Hi

two words - 3 way

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From: Ross
Sent: Thursday, March 27, 2008 9:48 AM
To: Nancy
Subject: RE: Hi

How were my boyfriends last night?

The One Where I Yelp

I am addicted to Yelp. I know its an addiction because I up at 1am (2 hours later thsn bedtime) perusing its many jewels. Help. Haha that rhymed. Anyhoo, check it out:

http://nancyshmancy.yelp.com

The One When Im Walking

The One When Im Walking

Originally uploaded by nancyshmancy

Blogging live from a stroll I'm taking in Monterey. Its hard a)

blogging with one hand while b) not watching where you're going. Thank

god for spell check. This is what my life consists of now. Walking and

nothing else. Oh and gas. Not the fuel kind. The kind that walking

helps relieve. Poot poot!

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Originally uploaded by nancyshmancy

Corned beef, cabbage and green Bud Light. Happy St. Patty's Day!

The One With My Butt

I was just at Trader Joes and some dude came up behind me and warned me that my money was about to fall out of my back pocket. I checked and about a centimeter's worth of a dollar bill was sticking out. I gave him a quizzcal look and he abruptly said, "Oh it's not like checking out your ass or anything..." And then he winked at me and mumbled something about how he was there for an hour and how crowded it got since then.

Hmm, thank you dude. Gotta love good Samaritans!

The One Where I'm Back To Blogging ... I Think

Well thanks to my recent upgrade in blogging software , and the miracle that is the almighty and wondrous iPhone (I love you darling), which allows me to blog (photo-blog, no less) whilst squatting in the most remote outhouse closest to a cell tower, now I have no excuse not to blog! Yay!

And you can bet on a photo blog if I'm ever lucky enough to be in an outhouse. Good night.

The One Where I Went to NYC

I don't have much time to blog anymore as the pure evil of what we call the workforce has gotten to me so that all I want to do when I get home is watch DVDs. But anyway, here is what has gone down in a nutshell.

Went to NY on a whim with partner in crime Charisse. Flew first class. Took subway to Weekhawken. Took ferry to Manhattan. Times Square. Hot dogs pretzels. Pretending to take poop in front of Trump International Hotel Borat-style. Walk through Hells Kitchen to 40/40 club. Walk from 40/40 club to Chelsea. Walk 40 blocks in stiletto boots. Cristal. Bathrobes. Pimpettes. Good. Times.

The One Where We Need To Pray For Britney

Everyone, please take some time out during your busy day to pray for Britney.

The One With My New iPhone

I am updating my blog from my new iPhone. Omg I love this thing soooooo much. More later I'm just testing this out. So far, fuckin' amazing. I love technology.

The One With Freddy

I'm such a proud mama. here's my baby.

The One With Britney's Blackout

I fucking love Britney's new album. I would hump it if it didn't look like it hurt.

I paid homage to the album title over the weekend in Vegas. I'll save that story for later - my stomach still churns in agony at the thought it.

The One With Vitamin Water

I just had Vitamin water for the first time and I guess I wasn't sure what to expect. I guess all I have to say is that this is a grrrreat ploy to sell watered-down fruit punch and sell it for the combined value of bottled water and Minute Maid whilst calling it fruit punch flavored water.

Countdown to Vegas: T - 21 hours
Countdown to Britney: 4 more days bitch

The One Where I'm Keeping It

So I decided I'm keeping it. My website that is. Silly me I forgot I don't care if no one visits this site, less bandwidth to pay for, har har.

Anyway what is up with lil ol me?

1) I think I'm lactose intolerant. Maybe its because Starbucks defaulted to 2%? Regardless by midday my bootie's wind factor rivals the Holmes fan sitting on my desk. At medium setting. My poor coworkers.

2) I really really reallly really really really reallly really really really reallly really really really reallly really miss school. I thought I'd never ever say it, but I really really do.

3) I've been to Las Vegas 4 times in as many months. Such is the life of a jetsetting pimp.

4) I'm really confused by this.

The One Where Dumbledore Is Out Da Closet

Well hayyyyyy girlfriend. Want to go to Fred Segals and look for some shoes?

I love you even more, Dumbledore.

The One Where I Might Delete My Website

Hi. I recently received an email notification to renew my domain. Hmm. Should I? Blogging is so 1999. I don't know. I was looking through my coding and html and shit, and dizzam, I forgot how freakin' smart I was. I mean, not to toot my own horn or anything, but TOOT. This website is like pimped out, not visibly, the coding is off the hook. How in goslings holy rolls did I figure out how to do that, 'cause I can't remember. I can barely figure out how to post this entry.

Does anyone even read this shit anymore? Send me an email. Click on that link to the right under my picture if you're a human and you're not selling penis enlarging medication. Peace out.