Noah Lowry = The gardener on Desperate Housewives that Mrs. Solis is having an affair with?
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P.S. BARRY BONDS IS BACK!
P.P.S. I can't believe I just kind of admitted that I watch Desperate Housewives.
Posted by Nancy at 03:23 PM | Comments (1)
I had the unfortunate plasure of attending the Marlins-Giants game yesyerday which the giants lost miserably 16-4. It could have been the suckiest game I had ever been to, but as the stands started clearing out after the marlins scored their 14th run in the 6th, things really started to pick up, for me at least. There's something really fun about the collective hopelessness coming from the remaining crowd of faithful fans. several drunk men took their shirts off and one started dancing while yelling 'vanamos' over and over again. Alex Sanchez got a very nasty telling off from a burly man sitting at hte very top of the stadium, whose voice i'm sure made it down to the field. I personally started to laugh after kirk rueter gave up his what, 5th consecutive single... Oh it was so miserable. Anyway what was the point of this.. oh yeah, I love baseball, even if my team has been sucking!
P.S. Ohhh, pretty sunset.
Posted by Nancy at 04:54 PM | Comments (0)
Okay, so the SF Giants are, how do you put it, sucking this season. But one thing will never change: our ballpark will always be better than yours.
(Giants vs. Cardinals)
Even the nosebleeds are awesome.
Posted by Nancy at 11:23 PM
I'm having mixed feelings about these pictures. They're funny, yet curiously sexy at the same time.
Posted by Nancy at 12:26 PM | Comments (0)
I was in LA last week and tried a Dodger dog (Apparently you can get one outside of the ballpark since they have their own hot dog restaurant chain. I'm rolling my eyes as I type.) It costed me $5.99 and it tasted like SHIT .. and I'm not even exaggerating here. But anyway, my point here is that the Dodgers suck more than their hot dogs. And that's saying a lot!
Posted by Nancy at 03:51 PM
Honestly.
Posted by Nancy at 12:03 AM
Schmitty, Schmitty, WHAT HAPPENED TO SCHMITTY?!?! Six runs in seven innings? Aaagh.
Tonight's game nearly put me in the hospital. In fact, I should have been checked into the hospital a long time ago to check for my hormone levels or a brain aneurysm or something because baseball shouldn't be running through my mind 24/7 like it has been for the past few weeks. But anyway. Oh, I weep for Schmidt. No I won't weep. Instead I will build a shrine for him .. a shrine that will channel the everlasting power of the almighty change-up. Yeah. Hey, my shrine for J.T. Snow seems to be working fine. Did you see that home run tonight? Sexy.
Posted by Nancy at 03:59 AM
Someone needs to ease up on the Viagra.
JK, I love Dave Righetti :)
Posted by Nancy at 02:05 PM
I'm going to ignore my unabashed neglection of this website for a minute to say:
Posted by Nancy at 11:33 PM
I am going through Olympics withdrawal. It's wierd being up at 3 in the morning with lame ass informercials on instead of Michael Phelps' highly erotic dolphin kick.
Oh yeah, and the Yankees lost to Cleveland 0-22. HAHA that is soooooo lame.
Posted by Nancy at 11:44 PM
Oh lawd, such drama. What the heck is going on with gymnastics lately. Those judges are so incompetent. I think they've been secretly doping on the confiscated steroids. The Russian's routine was the most flippin' awesome set of release-twisty-flying thingys ever and should have at least gotten a bronze, easy!
We can also blame these judges for what Paul Hamm's going through (a tainted gold and now a tainted silver?). If I were him, I'd somersault a back-handed double twist right into their puny faces. Keep your gold. Go USA!
Oh, and speaking of Paul Hamm, here's a picture of Michael Phelps:
Oh, he's putting on (or taking off?) his skimpy speedos. Amaaerruurh ahummmmmuna asdf;lkj;
Posted by Nancy at 01:52 AM
I am devastated at all this hoopla surrounding Paul Hamm's gold medal. I feel really bad for him. And I almost feel cheated myself knowing that one of the most awesome sports moments I've ever witnessed was based on a major fuck up. Those damn judges. If they're going to sit there and re-judge South Korea's performance, then they better be prepared re-judge everyone else's.
Speaking of Paul Hamm, here's a picture I found of him and his twin brother in Vanity Fair.
Oh no, it wasn't Vanity Fair I found this picture in, but in a dictionary under the word "inappropriate."
And somewhere out there a gay man's head is exploding.
Posted by Nancy at 09:28 PM
Two words:
Paul Hamm's amazing comeback win last night was one of the best sporting moments ever. I almost urinated all over myself waiting for that final score. He fell on his ass (literally) and still got the gold. It was so inspirational I wanted to cry. Times like this I wish I had TiVo. He kind of reminds me of Prince Harry.
Posted by Nancy at 03:18 PM
Anyone else out there enjoying the Olympics as much as I am?
Posted by Nancy at 05:51 PM
Ohhhhh ... The All-Star Game is so exciting. I can't believe the American League Chickens walked Bonds with a 5 run lead. And Bonds' tacky earring makes a comeback, too.
Addendum: Funny how Roger Clemens got the Commissioner's award after effing up the 1st inning. Oh well, still a great pitcher! (But they should have started with Schmidt.)
Posted by Nancy at 06:40 PM
Oh Giants, why must you anguish me so?
And why is this the most popular photo on Yahoo news. People are on crack or something?
Yes, my website blows.
Posted by Nancy at 02:51 AM
I'm in Vegas right now having TOO MUCH FUN. But goddamn, this just has to be said: I love Jason Schmidt.
Posted by Nancy at 05:25 AM
How I spent my birthday.
That's how I spent the 1st half of my birthday at least. I was bummed that Jason Schmidt didn't do a photocall but he was the starting pitcher and he almost pitched a shutout game. He's so awesome. I missed the splash hit home run in the first inning because I was chowing down at the Quizno's around the corner. But oh well. I had fun. It was windy at times and I still came out of it with a sunburn. That's San Francisco for ya.
Posted by Nancy at 11:06 PM
There's one thing I want for my birthday. I want the Giants to win today and tomorrow's games (does that count as two things?). If they win today that would be great. And if they win tomorrow that would kick ass because I'll be at that game and it'll be my birthday and all, but more importantly, the Giants will have won their 9th straight game and would be .500. So yeah, that's all I want for my birthday. And a camera phone would be great too. And maybe a dozen Godiva chocolate covered strawberries.
Posted by Nancy at 02:34 PM
I'm betting on tonight. Go Barry.
(LOL @ "petco" park. ahaha)
Posted by Nancy at 07:10 PM
I attended my very first hockey game today! It was the San Jose Sharks vs. Mighty Ducks. I really don't remember very many things as a) I don't know anything about hockey, and b) most of my attention was focused on the huge crowd and possibility of harmful flu microbes swimming through the immense stature of the arena and hovering over my air tract. In light of the flu pandemic warning, I have become increasingly aware of any foreign, undisinfected surfaces to the point of utter insanity. For instance, I just finished rubbing the bottom of my handbag (which came into contact with the floor of the arena) with antibacterial gel. The thought of being bedridden for weeks, especially during this most spectacular season of corporate commercialism, panics me more than an orange terror level!
Other than that, I had a blast!
Posted by Nancy at 01:09 AM
The week in review
Well this week pretty much sucked. First off, the Giants lost the World Series and that was just sucky in and of itself. I decided that I am never going to Disneyland ever again because Disney owns the Angels and I hate the Angels. The Angels are evil. Come to think of it, I don't think I will support any Disney products ever again! I hope I'm kidding. Anyway I cut class on Monday and Che & I went to the Welcome Home The Giants thingy at Pac Bell Park (we thought they were giving out free stuff) and it was so sad. They didn't feel like signing autographs or giving away things from their lockers or anything! But it was understandable and I came out of it with a J.T. Snow keychain. <3
What else went on this week. On Tuesday I cut class again to "study" with friends. And by "study" I mean chat for two hours straight about things like whether or not the pubic bush featured on Christina Aguilera's album cover was intentional. On Wednesday I was helped by a very hot Abercrombie & Fitch employee and he smelled divine. On Thursday a few friends from school and I snuck into a very posh country club via hacking the access code. Oh, and on Friday I almost killed someone. I was at the gas station innocently driving to Pump #8 and all of a sudden a man appeared in my driving path out of nowhere. I don't think I ever braked so hard. I missed him by a hair. BY A HAIR! Needless to say he was PISSED-pissed off and the way he glared and cursed at me made me want to cry.
Okay, so I guess with the Abercrombie guy and company of friends & my new, (cough), nickcarterCD, it wasn't too sucky of a week. I'm just really bummed about the Giants and still recovering from the shock I experienced at nearly paralyzing someone. Oh and top that off w/ "Aunt Flo". Lovely! I leave you now with J.T. Snow, who, with a .407 batting average for the Series, totally deserved to win a ring but didn't because of Dusty Baker's poor fu%^ing judgement at pulling Ortiz out of the 7th inning of Game 6, and Dusty Baker's plain fu%^ing STUPIDITY at starting Game 7 off with HERNANDEZ who completely screwed up Game 3. IT's ALL YOUR FAULT DUSTY. I'm sure the Mariners or the Cubs will LOVE you. Anyhow, I digress:
 | JT Snow is 34 years old. He looks younger than me. He is my idol. <3 <3 |
Posted by Nancy at 12:53 AM
!@#!
I knew Livan Hernandez would f*@! it up for the Giants. I KNEW IT.
Posted by Nancy at 04:52 PM
Omigod the game's about to start. Wouldn't it be sweet if San Francisco won both a football game and the baseball world championships in the same day?@#! The Niners just won a few minutes ago and what was funny was that a bunch of Giants fans were in the stands holding up signs for Barry Bonds. Grr, it's too bad we needed a Game 7. We had it in the bag in Game 6 :(
Posted by Nancy at 04:18 PM
