I updated the Q&A with the following questions. I love the nuts that read my site.
Q: Maybe you do or maybe you don't, but i don't know so maybe we can trade links?
A: Nothing would delight me more than to trade links with anyone!
Q: Youre hot, dont you have anything better to do? Maybe write a book?
A: Any book that I would write would be banned by libraries even before I wrote it.
Q: What type of metabolism does a chipmunk have out of these following systems... resperatory, circulatory, digestive, skelatal, or nervous?
A: That question makes no sense whatsoever. It really doesn't. You get an F in Zoology.
Q: Why are science majors so uptight? Also, Why do bo majors have a thing for young looking white boys up end up with fat bald principal type men??? Huh?
A: We Science majors are so damn smart that our large brains are on the verge of exploding every minute of every day. That's what makes us so uptight. Wouldn't you be too if you constantly had to worry about brain matter spewing out of your skull due to your prodigious intellect? And as far as the white boy thing, I can identify with that, it's probably a side effect from our genius personalities and humongous brains. The fat bald principal type men thing ... well that's an anomaly. Can't really answer that for ya.
Q: What do you think is an ideal size erect penis and what size is just too tiny to do anything for you? Be honest!
A: Something like this would be enough to satisfy me. Anything less, no thank you.
Q: How can I get that smell out of my new luggage before I pack my clothes?
A: Febreze, if it's one of those cheap luggages they make in China. If you purchase a nice, high end piece of luggage from Macy's or something, the new luggage smell is quite nice. I learned that recently.
Q: how is your love life?
A: It's quite hard juggling 5 celebrity boyfriends, but I'm determined to make it work. Thanks for asking though.
Q: i think ur totally hott. would u ever date me? im a lesbian?xx
A: I'm 110% straight, and I am 500% sure that I would never swing the other way, but if I did, I'm afraid I'm reserved for another. Sorry.
Q: since you dont do online dating can i ask you out on real life dating? :)
A: I don't want to meet anyone online, sorry.
Posted by Nancy at 01:20 AM | Comments (1)
Meet Freddy the fish!
I won him about two weeks ago at the county fair. I paid a dollar for 7 ping pong balls and he became mine when my 6th ball landed in the bowl. So essentially, he costed a dollar. But since then, I've spent about 30+ dollars on gravel, bowl cleaner, anti-parasite food, water conditioner, food, and ammonia test kit. And I clean out his poop every other day. But that's okay. I'm determined to keep him alive, as almost every other creature who's had the unfortunate experience of having me take care of it has died. As long as he's one happy little fishy, swimming around happily with fat turds hanging from his ass (see above).
Posted by Nancy at 01:33 PM | Comments (2)
I really hate going to bed with the early morning sunrise peeking through my vertical blinds.
Posted by Nancy at 05:56 AM
I'm having the worst case of the birthday blues.
Posted by Nancy at 11:46 PM
This jacket makes me drool. But it costs a whopping $158! Ridiculous would not even begin to describe it. I highly doubt John Lennon would approve of some small unknown company mooching off of his band's glorious name to this extent. Was it hand stitched by George Harrison's ghost to cost that much? Are the zippers plated in gold? They better be plated in gold. And it better come with some kind of pocket-sized elf that stirs my coffee and wipes my ass whenever I take a crap. Because you know, it's $158!
Posted by Nancy at 11:20 PM
Happy New Year! Wow, I can't believe we've reached the midpoint of this decade. Where the heck did the time go. One day you're illegally buying alcohol, and the next you're illegally checking out a minor. WHERE DID THE TIME GO?!!?@?
Anyway ... I looked at my new years resolutions for 2004 and true to form, as easy as they were, I still broke them. I am so not surprised. Well, being the middle of the decade and all, I decided that this year, I am going to make the ultimate most special New Year's promise to fulfill and abide by all of my New Year's resolutions. All of them being:
So yeah ... it'll be hard, but I think I can do it! It looks like 2005 is going to be a great year. Happy New Year!!!!!!!
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Posted by Nancy at 11:59 PM
Warhol is da bizzomb
Here's an earlier and lamer version. I have no life.
Posted by Nancy at 12:39 AM
I'm reporting live from the South San Francisco Library. Big deal, right? Well it is because I'm actually on my own laptop. This is historic as this is my first Wi-Fi Hotspot experience. Rawk!
Posted by Nancy at 05:14 PM
I got leid today.
Posted by Nancy at 11:40 PM
I got rewarded with flowers* for being naughty in Vegas! Viva Las Vegas!!!
* orange roses, no less. I love orange roses.
Posted by Nancy at 11:45 PM
An already well-known fact that must be restated once and again: Asian women drivers cannot drive for shit (myself excluded, naturally).
This weekend The Beetle and and I fell victim to one who claims to have "stopped" at the 4-way stop. And she also claims to have "stopped" at the sight of the car. Okay. I have only one question. In what alternate universe does "Stop" mean "roll on through the stop sign and allow your car to collide with the shiny silver car in front of you?" IDIOT. Women like this are the sole reason for car insurance. My poor Beetle.
A link that befits this tragedy: A-Safe-Way Asian Women Driving School.
!@#%!
Posted by Nancy at 08:04 PM
I've been busy. Busy learning about biochemical pathways of different microbes. Busy learning about time dilation and Einstein's special theory of relativity. Busy learning about how enzyme linked immunosorbant assays using monoclonal antibodies can help unfold the morphology of different cell components. Busy using big words to show off how smart I think I am right now. Ahaha.
But I'm not to busy to showcase my favorite search referral thus far:
"Why are filipinos psychos?"
Ahaha.. I'm the first one listed, too. Rejoice!
Posted by Nancy at 10:19 PM | Comments (2)
The cold virus leads to sickness which eventually leads to boredom which leads to this:
Posted by Nancy at 09:39 PM
I like to peel glue off of my fingers and palms. I bought myself a tiny bottle of Elmers glue and found a way to keep myself entertained during boring classes. Everyone looks down at the pile of peeled glue on the floor and they probably think I'm nuts. But I don't care, it's fun. And inexplicably relaxing.
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I have made two New Year's resolutions:
1. Eat one fresh fruit a day
2. Never ever again buy soda from a movie theater
I'm one who absolutely needs fizzy fountain soda and popcorn during a trip to the cinema. It's completely ridiculous how it costs $3.75 for a soda that's $0.89 cents around the block. All one needs is a waterproof tote to sneak that 89 cent sucker in, and voila, that's roughly $2.00 savings! I see many trips to the movies in my immediate future and this is one handy dandy tip I'm sure to apply!
Speaking of movies, my christmas vacation necessitated quite a few:
Lord of The Rings: Return of the King
Wow, this was such an awesome movie. That's surprising coming from me as I was never really into the whole LOTR-thing, but this one changed my mind about it. It was so awesome, that I'm actually willing to sit through another 3.5 hours seeing it again!
Paycheck
This movie was written by the same dude that wrote Minority Report. I guess I was expecting too much from this one, because I was slightly dissapointed when I left the theater. I blame it on Ben Affleck. Oh, and the orange fake-n-bake hue he donned throughout the movie.
Love Actually
Aww .. I really liked this one, and not because of the British accents (although that was a great bonus). It's a great date movie for the holidays. Though I have to complain about how short Rowan Atkinson's appearance was. He's listed as a main character! :(
The Last Samurai
This one was pretty good, although now that a few weeks have passed since I'd seen it, the only thing I remember is how annoyed I was at the idiot nearby who kept chatting on his cell phone during the movie! Teenagers.
Peter Pan
I love the concept of neverland, but the mild sexual undertone was uh, inconveniently appropriate. Buti it wasn't bad.
Elf
I've already raved about this one, but I must say it again: HILARIOUS! So hilarious I saw it twice. And accidentally spit soda on my companion both times.
Oh yeah, P.S. I start another dreadful quarter of school tomorrow. Weep.
Posted by Nancy at 01:54 AM
2003 - definitely the year of change for me. I went into 2003 with a huge frowny face that had been present the previous 10 years and one important lesson I learned is that revaluating a few little things about yourself really can make a huge difference. Taking risks is good too. I've learned, gained and progressed a lot. And I'm very happy with that.
Happy New Year 2004!
Posted by Nancy at 01:20 AM
I amazed myself by getting good grades this quarter! I'm really proud of myself. I decided that I deserved something pretty, but after a few seconds of thinking of what I wanted the most, I realized: I don't really want anything. Nothing materialistic, that is. Either I have everything I need already, or I don't know what the hell is wrong with me. Oh my god, I am getting old.
Posted by Nancy at 02:11 PM
Life is one big joke that I don't get.
Posted by Nancy at 10:41 PM
Happy Halloween!
I actually had a costume this year. I was the ultimate dork and dressed up as Hermione from Harry Potter. I knew my old high school skirt would come in handy! I had the tie, the skirt, the mary janes and the knee-highs. I was actually going make myself a copy Hogwarts: A History and carry that around, but I thought that may have been too much. Oh well.
A picture of Me, Bernie, Charisse & Che at Josh's bday party ->
PS. Check out the the best costume, ever.
Posted by Nancy at 04:42 PM
God, non-platonic relationships suck ass. THey are so much frikkin drama, and headaches and hurt feelings. Makes me so glad I'm not in one.
Unrelated addendum: I love the way Mr. Slave says "Jesus Christ."
Posted by Nancy at 07:53 PM
My ears are bleeding. My tympanic membrane has been put through a terrible 2-hour ordeal. Woe is me.
Posted by Nancy at 01:03 AM
I'm terribly sad right now. I'm a wreck. I mean, whenever I think of whatever it is that's making me sad, this liquidy stuff starts seeping from my lacrimal glands almost instantaneously. Surprisingly, this has nothing to do with the time-of-the-month. I don't even know why I'm broadcasting this information on public html. I think I just need to keep a record somewhere concrete of my condition at the moment because who knows, maybe somwhere down the road in let's say, 20 years, I might find it useful know that on this day of October 6, 2003, I was an emotional wreck. Weep.
Posted by Nancy at 11:23 PM
For the past week, I had been careful to avoid my dad's nasty bout of influenza by carefully disinfecting offending faucets, refrigerator handles, etc with rubbing alcohol. I've been spraying Lysol into the bathroom at regular intervals and was actually going to purchase something similar to a surgeon's mask or what those Chinese people donned during the SARS outbreak. Uhh ... yeah. None of that worked. I've got the flu. And it couldn't have come at a worse possible time, when it's bloody freaking hot out! This is just great. I can battle this nasty virus AND die of heatstroke at the same time. Huzzah!
Well, good news is I can catch up on loads of tv, and I have. I haven't picked up the remote control in months and was in awe of what I was missing.. namely the Nick and Jessica show on MTV. Previously, I detested every single thing on MTV (except for Punked, that Ashton Kutcher guy .. yaya um yeah YUM) but this show is good. Correction, it's train-wreck good (there is a difference). I love shows which prove that blonde pop stars are complete idiots. Whee! Chicken of the Sea .. LOL!!!
Posted by Nancy at 01:33 PM
