This is the type of excitement my life consists of right now.
(That, and the stress of what song to download?)
The best quote from tonight.
"Will hairballs come out when I queef?"
Posted by Nancy at 04:45 AM
I need a month's worth of detox. Seriously.
I'm Living On A Prayer. I want to get up and dance so bad, but then I forget I have no reason to. Because I'm here in San Francisco, where life sucks so FRIGGEN BAD!
Posted by Nancy at 01:10 AM | Comments (0)
Posted by Nancy at 02:35 PM
Here I go again. Slacking off on the website. Well I really don't have much to say really. I think my life is getting boring by the second. Anyway here is a photo as a temporary place holder for my absence for the past couple of months.
Gotta go, the carpool is here!
Posted by Nancy at 04:24 PM
My pumpkin is cooler than yours.
Posted by Nancy at 12:03 AM
Good lord it's hot. It's so hot, I feel like taking another shower even though I took one 2 hours ago. It's so hot, my room feels like an oven. It's so hot, there's a stream of sweat flowing from my bed to the bathroom. It's so hot, I feel trapped in a bottle of that spicy chili stuff they serve at chinese restaurants. It's so hot, I burn my tongue every time I open my mouth. It's so hot that I actually can say I know how a jalapeno feels. It's so hot, that the devil is thinking of moving up here. It's so hot that all my broiled, desiccant brain can do is upchuck stupid one-liners depicting HOW HOT IT IS HERE.
It's so hot, it's hotter than Prince William. There. I said it. Now do you believe me?
Posted by Nancy at 06:10 PM
It's September, which means us San Francisco folk get to enjoy a radiant Nor-Cal summer for 9 whole days! Furthermore, lucky students of quarter-system universities (like moi) get to enjoy a brief 3 week bout of unabashed lethargy during this time. What have I done so far?
- visiting GORGEOUS model homes with bathrooms bigger than my whole house :-o
- playing "girl eye for the fashionable challenged guy." If you can't afford to buy yourself clothes, the next best thing is picking out clothes for others! HAHA
- learning how to cook. It's been surprisingly fun. I actually cooked bibingkang malagkit (coconut rice cake topped with buttery brown sugar syrup). OH IT IS SO GOOD! I surprise myself sometimes.
Posted by Nancy at 01:01 PM
There was another freaking earthquake today. I was sitting in my room when it hit, and I actually threw my laptop down and ran out to the hallway. To do what, I don't know. All I know is I was shaking for a good 30 minutes after it hit. If there is one thing I'm scared of more than anything else in this world, it's an earthquake. I think if I was ever at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and I came across a stray boggart in a wardrobe or something, the floor would start shaking uncontrollably.*
* this would only make sense you've read Harry Potter.
In other scary ass news, an asteroid might hit earth in 2014. March 21, 2014, to be exact. Yep, yep, this asteroid is said to "have the effect of 20 million Hiroshima atomic bombs" on impact. Bad news is, everyone would die. Good news is, I probably don't have to finish school or get a job! Would a college degree and a six figure salary be important by 2012? I think not! In fact, I think the most important thing would be lots and lots of alcohol. Who wouldn't want to be completely wasted/passed out at the sight of a giant rock falling down on top of them from the sky? Oh no, and by 2012, our supply of liquor will have diminished due to everyone wanting to be wasted. Time to quit school, stock up on the vodka and learn to become an alcoholic - right now!
Ah, leave it up to me to see the brighter side of things :)
Posted by Nancy at 02:56 AM
I think it's just me, but when I stare at my backpack long enough, when its pouch is open and all, it looks like it's talking to me. "Study for finals, Nancy or else you'll fail!"
That being said, I'm stressed, sleep-deprived, hallucinatory, and I hate school.
Posted by Nancy at 01:43 PM
Priceless:
1. The glorious harmonious sound of slot machines in a Las Vegas casino.
2. The satisfaction brought about after cleaning your keyboard with canned air.
3. When you're in a quiet, comfortable room, lit only by the faint glow of a booklight, entering the suspensful climax of a good book.
Posted by Nancy at 11:49 PM