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<h2>September 02, 2005</h2>


<h3 id="a000601">The One Where I Want To Kick This Guys Ass</h3>

<p>Don't you just want to kick this guys ass?</p>

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<p>And when I say kick, I mean beat the living crap out of him and maybe even his mom too?</p>



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<h2>April 04, 2005</h2>


<h3 id="a000565">The One Where The Swiss Guard Is Dressed Funny</h3>

<p><img alt="050404b.jpg" src="http://nancyshmancy.com/asdf/050404b.jpg" width="100" height="200" border="0" align="left" class="border" />I understand how important tradition is, especially when it comes to Roman Catholicism, but honestly, nobody's thought of changing the attire of the Swiss Guard (pictured left, giggle, giggle)?  What if you want to spray paint on the Basilica or something, and one of what appears to be an overly prismatic court jester crossed with a mutant peacock comes up to you and tries to stop you?  Do you stop what you're doing or are you prompted to hand him a euro or two to make you a balloon animal?</p>

<p>Then again it's probably good they're dressed like that.  They would never get run over crossing the street at night.</p>

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<h2>August 22, 2004</h2>


<h3 id="a000540">The One Where The Judges Fucked Paul Hamm Over</h3>

<p><img alt="040822a.jpg" src="http://nancyshmancy.com/asdf/040822a.jpg" width="200" height="291" border="0" align="right" />I am devastated at all <a href="http://msnbc.msn.com/id/5784651/">this hoopla surrounding Paul Hamm's gold medal</a>.  I feel really bad for him.  And I almost feel cheated myself knowing that one of the most awesome sports moments I've ever witnessed was based on a major fuck up.  Those damn judges.  If they're going to sit there and re-judge South Korea's performance, then they better be prepared re-judge everyone else's.  </p>

<p>Speaking of Paul Hamm, here's a picture I found of him and his twin brother in Vanity Fair.  <!--Call me crazy, but the whole one-on-top-of-the-other, spread-eagle, half-naked-touching-eachother twin thing doesn't quite work for male twins.  Nevertheless, these twins are adorable (in a totally platonic way).--> </p>

<p>Oh no, it wasn't Vanity Fair I found this picture in, but in a dictionary under the word "inappropriate."</p>

<p>And somewhere out there a gay man's head is exploding.</p>



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<h2>July 25, 2004</h2>


<h3 id="a000530">The One With The Phallic Filipino Dessert</h3>

<p>Filipino desserts are da bomb.  At this one family gathering the <i>turon</i> and the <i>carioca</i> happened to be very delicious that everyone wanted a bite.  Yum!</p>

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A little salmon cream sauce on the <i>turon </i>gives it some added flavor!</p>

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<h2>July 18, 2004</h2>


<h3 id="a000527">The One With The Rolled Up Booger</h3>

<p>When I think back to the fourth grade, I have many vivid memories of my  teacher shamelessly picking her nose.  Another one of my vivid memories was discovering a rolled up booger trapped in a laminated flash card that my teacher had made.</p>



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<h2>March 04, 2004</h2>


<h3 id="a000497">The One With Rosie and Bush</h3>

<p>Ahaha.</p>

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<p><a href="http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-rosie27.html">http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-rosie27.html</a></p>



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<h2>September 10, 2003</h2>


<h3 id="a000451">The One With The Penis Enlarging Bear</h3>

<p>Sometimes spam can be funny</p>

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