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September 03, 2005
The One Where I Adopt Freddy
Meet Freddy the fish!
I won him about two weeks ago at the county fair. I paid a dollar for 7 ping pong balls and he became mine when my 6th ball landed in the bowl. So essentially, he costed a dollar. But since then, I've spent about 30+ dollars on gravel, bowl cleaner, anti-parasite food, water conditioner, food, and ammonia test kit. And I clean out his poop every other day. But that's okay. I'm determined to keep him alive, as almost every other creature who's had the unfortunate experience of having me take care of it has died. As long as he's one happy little fishy, swimming around happily with fat turds hanging from his ass (see above).
Posted by Nancy at September 3, 2005 01:33 PM
Posted by Joseph at September 5, 2005 09:32 PM:
You said "costed".
You're fired.
Posted by Anonymous at September 6, 2005 02:25 PM:
Oh my god, you're so right. I'm so embarassed! Thats what I get from living in Daly Shitty. Bad english gets permeated into my language.
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