Noah Lowry = The gardener on Desperate Housewives that Mrs. Solis is having an affair with?
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P.S. BARRY BONDS IS BACK!
P.P.S. I can't believe I just kind of admitted that I watch Desperate Housewives.
Posted by Nancy at 03:23 PM | Comments (1)
I updated the Q&A with the following questions. I love the nuts that read my site.
Q: Maybe you do or maybe you don't, but i don't know so maybe we can trade links?
A: Nothing would delight me more than to trade links with anyone!
Q: Youre hot, dont you have anything better to do? Maybe write a book?
A: Any book that I would write would be banned by libraries even before I wrote it.
Q: What type of metabolism does a chipmunk have out of these following systems... resperatory, circulatory, digestive, skelatal, or nervous?
A: That question makes no sense whatsoever. It really doesn't. You get an F in Zoology.
Q: Why are science majors so uptight? Also, Why do bo majors have a thing for young looking white boys up end up with fat bald principal type men??? Huh?
A: We Science majors are so damn smart that our large brains are on the verge of exploding every minute of every day. That's what makes us so uptight. Wouldn't you be too if you constantly had to worry about brain matter spewing out of your skull due to your prodigious intellect? And as far as the white boy thing, I can identify with that, it's probably a side effect from our genius personalities and humongous brains. The fat bald principal type men thing ... well that's an anomaly. Can't really answer that for ya.
Q: What do you think is an ideal size erect penis and what size is just too tiny to do anything for you? Be honest!
A: Something like this would be enough to satisfy me. Anything less, no thank you.
Q: How can I get that smell out of my new luggage before I pack my clothes?
A: Febreze, if it's one of those cheap luggages they make in China. If you purchase a nice, high end piece of luggage from Macy's or something, the new luggage smell is quite nice. I learned that recently.
Q: how is your love life?
A: It's quite hard juggling 5 celebrity boyfriends, but I'm determined to make it work. Thanks for asking though.
Q: i think ur totally hott. would u ever date me? im a lesbian?xx
A: I'm 110% straight, and I am 500% sure that I would never swing the other way, but if I did, I'm afraid I'm reserved for another. Sorry.
Q: since you dont do online dating can i ask you out on real life dating? :)
A: I don't want to meet anyone online, sorry.
Posted by Nancy at 01:20 AM | Comments (1)
My new desktop wallpaper:
The movie is totally awesome! Funniest movie I've seen all year!
"You gotta plant the seed. You've gotta wait till the seed grows into a plant. Then you've gotta fuck the plant."
Posted by Nancy at 01:22 AM | Comments (0)
Meet Freddy the fish!
I won him about two weeks ago at the county fair. I paid a dollar for 7 ping pong balls and he became mine when my 6th ball landed in the bowl. So essentially, he costed a dollar. But since then, I've spent about 30+ dollars on gravel, bowl cleaner, anti-parasite food, water conditioner, food, and ammonia test kit. And I clean out his poop every other day. But that's okay. I'm determined to keep him alive, as almost every other creature who's had the unfortunate experience of having me take care of it has died. As long as he's one happy little fishy, swimming around happily with fat turds hanging from his ass (see above).
Posted by Nancy at 01:33 PM | Comments (2)
Don't you just want to kick this guys ass?
And when I say kick, I mean beat the living crap out of him and maybe even his mom too?
Posted by Nancy at 06:28 PM | Comments (1)
