August 02, 2005

The One Where I Hate "Fitness Made Simple"

I AM SO SICK OF THOSE "FITNESS MADE SIMPLE" COMMERCIALS.

Anyone who watches a lot of Food Network, HGTV, and ESPN should know what I'm talking about, as those 3 channels are inundated with these highly annoying commercials featuring an ear-scathing jingle that makes you want to tear your hair out.

Let me remind you all in case you don't know what I'm talking about.
It's fitness made simple (do do do)
Made for real people (do do do)
(blah blah blah words I don't know)
Seeing results
AND LIVING BETTER LIVES!!!

Everytime I hear that song, my life is shortened by one day due to the intense trauma it causes me. I hear it about 4 times an hour. Oh believe me, I try to mute it, but I never make it on time. I hear the first line of that jingle and damage done, the whole song is in my head.

I. Fucking. Hate. It.

(Oh yeah. And what's up with the spokesperson. You'd think someone who spends that much time on his bod would do something about his hair ... and face .. oh shoot, his whole head. You're not going to take over the world with your plethora of commercials Mr. Overly Buff, not with your mismatched body!!!!)

Posted by Nancy at August 2, 2005 12:18 AM

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