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<h2>June 27, 2005</h2>


<h3 id="a000583">The One Where I Met Michael Phelps OHMAHGAHH</h3>

<center><b>*HEAD EXPLODES*</b></center>

<center><img alt="050627.jpg" src="http://nancyshmancy.com/asdf/050627.jpg" width="400" height="300" /></center>

<p><b>Does anybody need a reminder of who he is?  Anybody?</b></p>

<p>Click <b><a href="http://nancyshmancy.com/asdf/2004/08/the_one_where_i_271.php" target="_self">HERE</a>, <a href="http://nancyshmancy.com/asdf/2004/08/the_one_where_o.php" target="_self">HERE</a>, <a href="http://nancyshmancy.com/asdf/2004/08/the_one_where_m_17.php" target="_self">HERE</a>, or <a href="http://nancyshmancy.com/asdf/2004/08/the_one_where_t_15.php" target="_self"> HEREEEEEE</a></b></p>

<p>I know the presence of CLOTHING (?!) is misleading, but the boy in above photo is none other than Body From Heaven, aka Michael Phelps.  Sorry I had to tag the photo, but I know alot of you speedo-lovin' perverts browse this site and I'd hate for you to steal my picture, photoshop your head over me and my friends and ogle over it without any recognition as to where you got it.  I actually have more photos I would have posted if I weren't so greedy.  Check back for more if you're lucky.  Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to need a moment alone.</p>

<center><img alt="OH SUKI SUKI" src="http://nancyshmancy.com/asdf/040823a-thumb.jpg" width="192" height="275" border="0" /></center>



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<h2>June 25, 2005</h2>


<h3 id="a000582">The One Where I Don't Give A Shit</h3>

<p>I need a month's worth of detox.  Seriously.  </p>

<p>I'm Living On A Prayer.  I want to get up and dance so bad, but then I forget I have no reason to.  Because I'm here in San Francisco, where life sucks so FRIGGEN BAD!</p>



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<h2>June 10, 2005</h2>


<h3 id="a000581">The One Where A Ricerocket Crashed Into A Tree</h3>

To the dumb idiot ricerocket drivers of San Francisco and the rest of the world,

This is what you're asking for, you stupid mofos:

<blockquote><b>SAN FRANCISCO (CBS 5)</b> A man was killed when his car crashed into a tree on Junipero Serra Avenue, reportedly following an early morning street race.
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The fatal accident occurred at approximately 1 a.m. Friday morning, just south of 19th Avenue and San Francisco State University. 
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The vehicles – two Acuras -- were traveling southbound at a high rate of speed, reportedly in excess of 100 mph. One crashed, striking a tree in the median, killing the driver and destroying the black Acura. 
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The white Acura involved in the incident did not stop and police are seeking the driver of that car for questioning.
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Traffic was shut down for about three hours for investigators to collect evidence and remove the wreckage but Junipero Serra was open in time for the morning commute.
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<img alt="050610.jpg" src="http://nancyshmancy.com/asdf/050610.jpg" width="400" height="300" /></blockquote>

In excess of 100 mph, where that street has a 40 mph speed limit.  I feel terrible for the guy's family but I can hardly say I have any sympathy for someone that stupid.



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<h2>June 02, 2005</h2>


<h3 id="a000580">The One Where Subway Ends Its Free Sandwich Promotion</h3>

<p><a title="Subway Ends Free-Sandwich Promotion - Yahoo! News" href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/counterfeiting_subway;_ylt=ArHiJ91EJhuItf4Iqz.3YcIDW7oF;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl">Subway Ends Free-Sandwich Promotion</a></p>

<blockquote>The Subway restaurant chain said Thursday it is ending its decades-old free sandwich promotion, amid concerns that counterfeiters have been creating and selling copies of the restaurant's proof-of-purchase stamps and cards.</blockquote>

<p>Goddamn you dumb, dishonest, counterfeiting little shits.  Thanks for ruining it for everyone.  I had about 4 free sandwiches of those saved up for a rainy day.  Thanks alot, ASSHOLES.</p>



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<h2>June 01, 2005</h2>


<h3 id="a000579">The One Where JT Snow Blows A Bubble In His Face</h3>

<center><img alt="bubble2.jpg" src="http://nancyshmancy.com/asdf/bubble2.jpg" width="320" height="240" /><br /><br /><img alt="bubble3.jpg" src="http://nancyshmancy.com/asdf/bubble3.jpg" width="320" height="240" /><br /><br /><img alt="bubble.jpg" src="http://nancyshmancy.com/asdf/bubble.jpg" width="320" height="240" /><br /><font class="small">[<i>stolen shamelessly from <a href="http://jtwvl.com/snow/">JT Snow Online</a></i>]</font></center>

<p>I'm having mixed feelings about these pictures.  They're funny, yet curiously sexy at the same time.<br />
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