Someone needs to ease up on the Viagra.
JK, I love Dave Righetti :)
Posted by Nancy at 02:05 PM
I've always thought Bobby Flay was an arrogant, sleazy anomaly of a Food Network chef, and thanks to Che for pointing out he looks like the Mad magazine guy.
OMG they could be brothers. Very ugly, creepy brothers.
Posted by Nancy at 11:41 PM
So Britney Spears has officially announced that she's pregnant. Well that kind of explains why she's blown up to twice her normal size. I don't really know what to feel for her. It's somewhere between sheer amusement and dissapointment. Dissappointment for actually propagating the trashiest genes in the human population:
I actually pity her a little bit too. Kevin Federline is nothing but a gross, unemployed, baby-daddy-wigga. I think I puked a little just posting that picture.
Posted by Nancy at 07:56 PM
I understand how important tradition is, especially when it comes to Roman Catholicism, but honestly, nobody's thought of changing the attire of the Swiss Guard (pictured left, giggle, giggle)? What if you want to spray paint on the Basilica or something, and one of what appears to be an overly prismatic court jester crossed with a mutant peacock comes up to you and tries to stop you? Do you stop what you're doing or are you prompted to hand him a euro or two to make you a balloon animal?
Then again it's probably good they're dressed like that. They would never get run over crossing the street at night.
Posted by Nancy at 02:18 PM
Posted by Nancy at 05:24 AM
I feel like we're living in Angels & Demons (Dan Brown's novel). I think anyone else who's read the book can identify with me on this one. Let's just hope this doesn't progress like the book did. That wouldn't be too good.
So earlier today, I was clicking around on the Vatican's website for some reason and an Outlook Express dialog box popped up, prompting me to email the Pope. Yeah, the Pope has an email address, I had no idea. So I thought I might as well send him a farewell message since I spent 12 years in Catholic school studying this man and wrote a few words about resting in peace and what not .. and then I clicked Send, forgetting to delete my outgoing signature. And so the end of my get-well message to the Pope reads:
Anything less than the best is a felony.
- Vanilla Ice
Har. Let's hope the Vatican disregards that part.
Posted by Nancy at 07:27 PM