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<h2>February 13, 2005</h2>


<h3 id="a000560">The One Where Me So Dunk!</h3>

<p>I made someone "happy" today.</p>

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<p>I am dunk right now.. Okay  not drunk,k but im coming off of my drunkenness. i went to club called gravity and the 9.8 meters per second of vertical force really got to me. oh god that was such a lame attempt at a joke .. didnt even succeeed as a joke but as eviddence that i am the biggest physics dweeb ever to walsk the face of san francisco.  I am actually amazed my motor skills are inatact enough to be able to connetc my digital camera to the usb cord thingy to connect to the computer and upload the photographs that were stored on the digltal camer.  then i even went to photoshop and resized the picture!  all this with about 5 lbs of ethanol in my bloodstream, yo.  i am da bomb.  anyway matt storeset the noerweigian swimmer im glad you're enjoyed my friends moaning at you. &lt;3</p>

<p>i dont think im gonna wash my face or burhs my teeth or change my closths.  fuck this im going to sleep.</p>



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<h2>February 07, 2005</h2>


<h3 id="a000559">The One Where I Have The Power To Genetically Manipulate Things</h3>

<p>I must say my Dev. Genetics class is enthralling.  The past few weeks we've been going into methods of genetic manipulation, lovingly termed <i>mad science</i>.  I now have the knowledge to put eyeballs where antennae should be.</p>

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<br />(not that this would be of any use to me or anything)</center>

<p>... or a monkey with 4 asses.</p>

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<br />This I might find entertaining, actually.</center>

<p>Gotta get back to the books.</p>



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<h2>February 05, 2005</h2>


<h3 id="a000558">The One Where I Like Napoleon Dynamite's Dancing</h3>

<table width="520"><tr><td><img alt="050205.gif" src="http://nancyshmancy.com/asdf/050205.gif" width="150" height="150" border="0" /></td><td><p>Sigh, Napoleon Dynamite, you have got some seriously sexy dance moves.  And I'm not really joking here either.</p><p>Edit: <a href="http://chicago.craigslist.org/act/57200773.html">some lucky bitch is getting a kick-ass Valentine's Day surprise</a>.  I am so jealous, you don't even know.</p></td></tr></table>



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