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<h2>January 24, 2005</h2>


<h3 id="a000557">The One With Michael Vartan Dressed Like A Priest</h3>

<p>I am in love with Michael Vartan.  No, really.  He is the most beautifulest man I have ever laid my eyes on.  I don't even care that he's old or has got a hooked nose or is a fan of the NY <i>Mets</i>, I love him and I honestly don't know how I've prevented myself from humping the television every time Alias comes on.  And I own 3 seasons on DVD.  That's a lot of restraint, and I believe I deserve an award for that.  Here is a picture of him in Alias last week.</p>

<center><img alt="HOT STUFF" src="http://nancyshmancy.com/asdf/050124.jpg" width="400" height="225" border="0" /></center>

<p>Bless me Father.  Worship hath never seemed so righteous.  Amen.</p>



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<h2>January 23, 2005</h2>


<h3 id="a000556">The One With The Moldy Pumpkin</h3>

<p>Here I go again.  Slacking off on the website.  Well I really don't have much to say really.  I think my life is getting boring by the second.  Anyway here is a photo as a temporary place holder for my absence for the past couple of months.</p>

<center><img src="http://users.rcn.com/nancyschmancy/sonyt1.jpg" alt="rotten pumpkin" /></center>
A rotten pumpkin. Shameful huh?  Leave it up to me to conduct science experiments on my own front porch.  There's a few going on in my room if you care to know.  Anyway, Go <a href="http://nancyshmancy.com/asdf/000542.php" 
target="_self">here</a> to see how it looked pre-mold.

<p>Gotta go, the carpool is here!</p>



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<h2>January 09, 2005</h2>


<h3 id="a000555">The One Where I Want The Beatles Jacket</h3>

<p><img alt="050109.jpg" src="http://nancyshmancy.com/asdf/050109.jpg" width="150" height="170" border="1" align="left" /><a href="http://www.vibetheboutique.com/detail.aspx?ID=1751">This jacket</a> makes me drool.  But it costs a whopping $158!  Ridiculous would not even begin to describe it.  I highly doubt John Lennon would approve of some small unknown company mooching off of his band's glorious name to this extent. Was it hand stitched by George Harrison's ghost to cost that much?  Are the zippers plated in gold?  They better be plated in gold.  And it better come with some kind of pocket-sized elf that stirs my coffee and wipes my ass whenever I take a crap.  Because you know, it's $158!</p>



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<h2>January 08, 2005</h2>


<h3 id="a000554">The One Where Brad Pitt And Jennifer Aniston Separate</h3>

<center><img alt="050108.jpg" src="http://nancyshmancy.com/asdf/050108.jpg" width="300" height="222" border="0" /><br /><a href="http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&amp;cid=1896&amp;e=7&amp;u=/nm/people_pitt_dc">Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston separate</a>
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<p>We all like our ketchup with our hotdogs.  Our milk with our cookies.  Our left gloves with our right gloves.  Our venti frappuccinos with our 7am shifts.  Our shots of tequila with our uncomfortable social situations.  And we especially like our Brad Pitts with our Jennifer Anistons.  As reluctant as I am to admit it, I am definitely a little sad.  Sigh, hollywood romance.</p>



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<h2>January 05, 2005</h2>


<h3 id="a000553">The One Where It's 2005</h3>

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Happy New Year!  Wow, I can't believe we've reached the midpoint of this decade.  Where the heck did the time go.  One day you're illegally buying alcohol, and the next you're illegally checking out a minor.  WHERE DID THE TIME GO?!!?@?</p>

<p>Anyway ... I looked at my <a href="http://nancyshmancy.com/asdf/000476.php">new years resolutions for 2004</a> and true to form, as easy as they were, I still broke them.  I am so not surprised.  Well, being the middle of the decade and all, I decided that this year, I am going to make the ultimate most special New Year's promise to <b>fulfill and abide by all of my New Year's resolutions</b>.  All of them being:</p>

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<li>Eat as many Godiva chocolates as I want</li>
<li>Spend a lot of time on the internet instead of homework</li>
<li>Leave the dishes unwashed when I don't really feel like washing them</li>
<li>Play hooky ... once a week should be enough</li>
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<p>So yeah ... it'll be hard, but I think I can do it!  It looks like 2005 is going to be a great year.  Happy New Year!!!!!!!</p>



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