Oh, he's putting on (or taking off?) his skimpy speedos. Amaaerruurh ahummmmmuna asdf;lkj;
Oh lawd, such drama. What the heck is going on with gymnastics lately. Those judges are so incompetent. I think they've been secretly doping on the confiscated steroids. The Russian's routine was the most flippin' awesome set of release-twisty-flying thingys ever and should have at least gotten a bronze, easy!
We can also blame these judges for what Paul Hamm's going through (a tainted gold and now a tainted silver?). If I were him, I'd somersault a back-handed double twist right into their puny faces. Keep your gold. Go USA!
Oh, and speaking of Paul Hamm, here's a picture of Michael Phelps:
Oh, he's putting on (or taking off?) his skimpy speedos. Amaaerruurh ahummmmmuna asdf;lkj;
Posted by Nancy at 01:52 AM
I'm convinced that Michael Phelps' lean, tall, tanned, toned, seemingly hairless body was constructed by God himself.
I promise this is my last Michael Phelps post ... HAHAAH 'YEAH RIGHT' SAYS MY LIBIDO
Posted by Nancy at 01:16 AM
I am devastated at all this hoopla surrounding Paul Hamm's gold medal. I feel really bad for him. And I almost feel cheated myself knowing that one of the most awesome sports moments I've ever witnessed was based on a major fuck up. Those damn judges. If they're going to sit there and re-judge South Korea's performance, then they better be prepared re-judge everyone else's.
Speaking of Paul Hamm, here's a picture I found of him and his twin brother in Vanity Fair.
Oh no, it wasn't Vanity Fair I found this picture in, but in a dictionary under the word "inappropriate."
And somewhere out there a gay man's head is exploding.
Posted by Nancy at 09:28 PM
I'm sad that the swimming events at the Olympics are over. :(
Posted by Nancy at 02:07 PM
Two words:
Paul Hamm's amazing comeback win last night was one of the best sporting moments ever. I almost urinated all over myself waiting for that final score. He fell on his ass (literally) and still got the gold. It was so inspirational I wanted to cry. Times like this I wish I had TiVo. He kind of reminds me of Prince Harry.
Posted by Nancy at 03:18 PM
Anyone else out there enjoying the Olympics as much as I am?
Posted by Nancy at 05:51 PM
I wonder: is it wrong to have Def Leppard and Hilary Duff on the same playlist on your iPod?
Posted by Nancy at 11:52 PM
The Best Anti-smoking Ad Ever.
Posted by Nancy at 10:38 PM
When I was in grade school and hung out at the library (yes I hung out at the library, go ahead and laugh, but in my defense it was a happenin' place at the time) we literally got beaten with sticks and thrown out because we were so loud. Okay, not really, but we should have. Librarians would give us the "get the hell out of here you annoying shit head" glare that I became familiar with giving once I started working in retail. My friends and I were annoying. We would giggle and run through the library and I think I once wrote a cuss word on the table once. (It was the cool thing to do at the time okay? Stupid, but cool). We got angry warnings from the library patrons to be quiet plenty of times and we even got kicked out a few times.
And now, I fucking loathe kids that behaved like I did. Right now I'm at the library working on an argumentative essay on stem cell research and these kids are all over the place. When I was their age, the library merely served as a hangout but nowadays, these places might as well be singles bars for underaged kiddies! I won't be surprised to see children making out in the bathrooms.
But what's even worse is the adults yammering on like this is an outdoor cafe. I don't want to know about your CPA certification, dickwad. Keep your fucking voice down. I'm trying to write a paper. This is a library for godsakes.
And if your brat toddler won't stop screaming, wouldn't it be easier to take him outside instead of yelling at him to shut up?
The librarians are not even trying to keep everyone quiet, they themselves are gossiping and giggling. Since when did this place get rid of their "Quiet Please This Is A Library For God's Sakes" rules?
I must be suffering from bad karma. God hates me.
Posted by Nancy at 08:18 PM
I'm reporting live from the South San Francisco Library. Big deal, right? Well it is because I'm actually on my own laptop. This is historic as this is my first Wi-Fi Hotspot experience. Rawk!
Posted by Nancy at 05:14 PM