July 31, 2004

The One Where I Went To A Gay Bar

Last night Charisse, our new friend Jenny and I ditched a house party to check out the gay club downstairs. It was a little strange at first, seeing as almost every guy there had no shirt on and the bathroom had no door or stall, but it was a good time. The music fabulous and we didn't have to worry about sleazy guys hitting on us. And we got to talk to really cool guys about fashion and other superficial shit. We got a few free jello shots too because we were the only girls there. Everyone there was sooooo nice to us, and we knew for sure it wasn't because they were looking to get laid. Ahh, it was so cool.

No gay club would be complete with out a Giant Penis

Charisse, Jenny, me and the really cool bartender with the really cute top! Note the male wrestling on the television set.

That was our tip tucked into his "shirt" heh

We were at a house party earlier and a homeless guy was there. We had to give him 2 bucks to be in this picture. Ha!

Posted by Nancy at 09:19 PM

July 30, 2004

The One Where I Hide Under A Baseball Cap

I had no idea, up until tonight, of the usefulness of the baseball cap. I always thought they were only good for blocking out sun and giving you really bad hat hair. I learned tonight that if you tilt your head down low enough on your desk during boring classes, you can hide behind the brim and fall asleep unnoticed! Or in my case, you can roll your eyes and make faces everytime that annoying classmate speaks up.

Thursday nights my dreaded English class takes place. I hate hate HATE English class. And I know for sure that I do because we just spent a few hours discussing a 16-page essay on the word Hate. My class is filled with nerdy linguists who are capable of churning out numerous pointless "deep" thoughts on ONE MEASLY SENTENCE!

Teacher: "...he goes on to say 'one of us will be gone, one mind less, one world less...'"

Annoying ass kiss-ass classmate: <interrupting> "I think it means that his mind is an embodiment of his soul, his inner being, his consciousness that only he is aware of, in a sense, his world."

Teacher: <closing her eyes in concentration, nodding in agreement> "Wow, that is very insightful, beautifully stated. Well done."

Meanwhile, I'm hiding behind my brim, rolling my eyes and making faces, carefully inspecting my fingernails and daydreaming about the day I get to eat at Sonic.

Baseball caps are the shit.

Posted by Nancy at 03:36 AM

July 25, 2004

The One With The Phallic Filipino Dessert

Filipino desserts are da bomb. At this one family gathering the turon and the carioca happened to be very delicious that everyone wanted a bite. Yum!

A little salmon cream sauce on the turon gives it some added flavor!

Posted by Nancy at 02:48 AM

July 24, 2004

The One Where I Went To Fanny Alexander's

Oh lawd, this website has become incredibly sucky. Not that it wasn't already. I have nothing to write about. Or maybe I do, I'm just to lazy to do so. So instead, here are some pictures from tonight. Probably because pictures can tell a whole lot more that a heap of poorly articulated words. Or something.

(my Paris Hilton impression)

Posted by Nancy at 04:21 AM

July 23, 2004

The One Where Nick and Paris Broke Up

The saddest news I've heard in a while. Weep.

Posted by Nancy at 07:29 PM

July 18, 2004

The One With The Rolled Up Booger

When I think back to the fourth grade, I have many vivid memories of my teacher shamelessly picking her nose. Another one of my vivid memories was discovering a rolled up booger trapped in a laminated flash card that my teacher had made.

Posted by Nancy at 03:41 PM

July 17, 2004

The One Where I Got Leid

I got leid today.

Posted by Nancy at 11:40 PM

July 13, 2004

The One Where I Made A Las Vegas Collage

Las Vegas in a nutshell:

(Yes, I love it that much to make a collage.)

Posted by Nancy at 09:43 PM

The One With The All Star Game

Ohhhhh ... The All-Star Game is so exciting. I can't believe the American League Chickens walked Bonds with a 5 run lead. And Bonds' tacky earring makes a comeback, too.

Addendum: Funny how Roger Clemens got the Commissioner's award after effing up the 1st inning. Oh well, still a great pitcher! (But they should have started with Schmidt.)

Posted by Nancy at 06:40 PM

July 08, 2004

The One Where I Post Pictures From Vegas

I love to reminisce about Las Vegas. Las Vegas is the greatest city in the world. It's a place where you get get $5.99 prime rib, win $10 at the nickel slots, and catch a load of free shows. It's a place where you can be awake at 4am and still find a place to party somewhere. It's a also place where you'll find freak perverts whacking off next to you at Mcdonald's ... a place where you'll witness a marriage proposal in front of the Bellagio ... it's a place where you can party at Tommy Lee's gig over at Light. But the best part about Las Vegas is getting totally piss drunk on free alcohol and meeting some cool new friends! I heart Las Vegas.

I've leafed through all 257 of our Vegas photos and here's a SMALL sampling (as always, the most of FUN ones will not ever make it on the web.. haha and oddly enough I'm being serious here too):

Oh, and disclaimer: We were drunk in all of these photos with the exception of 1 or 2. Hee hee. <3 White Russians