March 31, 2004

The One With Spring Break In Vegas

Where have I been? In Las Vegas for spring break, DUH where else?! To quote a familiar saying, What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Therefore I will not bore you with the silly details of my trip other than I came out of it with a concise knowledge of C.I.A. lingo as well as an extra $70 (courtesy of the Hot Dawg and Texas Tea nickel slots). And! A few pictures. They're boring. As usual, the "fun" ones will not ever make it on the web! Sorry! Mouseover for descriptions:
ROAD TRIP!!! Road trips always lead to messy backseats The view of the lobby/restaurant from our floor! COMING SOON: The Walgreens Resort/Casino! I got assaulted by a giant scoop of Mint Chocolate Chip
Me, pretending to be Sydney Bristow from Alias. Not a good rendition, btw The new Treasure Island logo is UGLY Charisse & I in front of the Fashion Show Mall A restaurant that caters to lesbians, I imagine. Chillin' in our 'super swank' Embassy suite

And lastly, it was fun making fun of the S&R marquee everytime we passed it. But alas, all good things must come to an end:


RIP Siegfried & Roy show!

Posted by Nancy at 12:26 PM

March 21, 2004

The One Where I Take Revenge on Big Rigs

Confessions of a commuter, volume 1:

Occasionally, when I'm cruising down the highway near one of those slow moving big rigs, I'd cut in front of it and gradually slow down until the driver gets pissed off. Eventually he'd start honking at me. Usually this occurs at about 5-7 mph below his original speed of 55-60 mph. Ahaha ... he'd get all pissed off and all the while I'm in my car going, "How do ya like it now BIZZATCH?!"

Posted by Nancy at 10:11 PM

March 19, 2004

The One Where I Listen To Britney Spears

I think there might be something wrong with me. I've been jamming to rotations of Britney Spears' "... Baby One More Time," "Oops, I Did It Again," "Britney," and "In the Zone" for the past 2 days.

Posted by Nancy at 02:00 PM

March 14, 2004

The One With Finals

It's that time of the year again for me! The time in which I will find the most ridiculous things to do in place of something important. The time in which I often get the urge to vaccuum behind my dresser, alpabetize my cd collection or color code my closet. Yes, it's time for FINALS! Dun dun DUNNN.

Ahem, case in point:

ahaha.

Note, that if it weren't for the phenomena of looming finals, one would have to possess a high to moderate degree of intellectual subnormalities to pose a teddy bear in such a fashion and take pictures of it to post on a website.

But isn't it a cute little photo?

Sigh.

I have to go and recharge my brain now. I decided I hate Heinrich Lenz (1804-1865). Who cares if an if the polarity of an induced emf produces a current whose magnetic field opposes the change in magnetic flux? I mean, I highly doubt that's something I'm going to need to know while living a life of 24/7 riches in Beverly Hills ... when I marry Michael Vartan, of course.

Posted by Nancy at 08:25 PM

March 09, 2004

The One With The Haiku

I composed a haiku today, in honor of the ricerocket that cut me off (by a hair) on my way home today:
You have small manhood
Needing "vroom" to compensate
Big exhaust, small wang

Posted by Nancy at 10:54 PM

March 04, 2004

The One With Rosie and Bush

Ahaha.

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http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-rosie27.html

Posted by Nancy at 06:59 PM

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