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Due to the lack of anything to do in this bloody city, I've seen many, many movies lately. I'm no critic, but here are my two cents for what it's worth.
Freddy Vs. Jason
I usually find movies of this nature incredibly funny, and it lived up to my expectation. Fake squirting blood is soooooo hilarious. And the horribly bad acting is icing on the cake.
S.W.A.T.
Cop movies, as of late, have all been the same. But this one was different because uhh.. there's a hottie in it. Can you guess who? I'd like to "cop" a feel on that one. (I can never resist a stupid pun, my apologies.)
American Wedding
Half of the original cast is missing. Big dissapointment. Eh.
Pirates Of The Carribean
Oh, yes this is a good one. I recommend it simply because of Johnny Depp's performance.
Terminator 3
Despite the fact that Ahhnold is way past his prime, and despite the fact that James Cameron had nothing to do with it, it was surprisingly good.
Finding Nemo
There's a reason why this one is broke the ticket records ... absolutely adorable!
Posted by Nancy at 07:45 PM
Posted by Nancy at 12:59 AM
I was flipping through the latest issue US Weekly magazine, looked up, and marveled at the exact uncanny resemblance it bore to the 3-dimensional person sitting across from me; hair, facial impression et al:
Posted by Nancy at 01:28 PM
Priceless:
1. The glorious harmonious sound of slot machines in a Las Vegas casino.
2. The satisfaction brought about after cleaning your keyboard with canned air.
3. When you're in a quiet, comfortable room, lit only by the faint glow of a booklight, entering the suspensful climax of a good book.
Posted by Nancy at 11:49 PM
I really hate temporarily dislike brainless those who I wrongly perceive as feeble cheap asses, slightly more frugal individuals, who may be the victims of my raging premenstrual syndrome.
Posted by Nancy at 10:30 PM
Several things --
1. I want to kill the brainless gits across the backyard for blasting their fucking mariachi music the whole goddamned day (month, year). Okay, maybe not kill, but rather exhibit dramatic force knocking down their front door, only before rendering them unconscious by inflicting strong blows to their heads using the speakers blasting the aformentioned music. Oh, and maybe I can crush a few of those horrid CDs into tiny sharp pieces and force them down their throats. See if they like that.
2. The brainless gits' child, the Spawn of Satan, keeps wailing at the top of her lungs in Spanish. She belongs in a pound.
3. I hate, loathe where I live. I mean that from the bottom of my heart, from the depths of my soul.
4. Is throwing a brick through a window with a note bearing the words "Turn off the music before I render you unconscious" illegal?
Posted by Nancy at 08:46 PM
My feelings about how this summer's going so far would best be expressed by a quote from one of my all time favorite movies, The Sandlot: "That was the summer I'd get us into the biggest pickle of our lives.."
Posted by Nancy at 11:59 AM