February 17, 2007
The One Where Britney Is Bald
OMG. She is beyond repair. Someone please save her. The last thing I want and fear the most is seeing a news report on CNN.com that she took a few swigs of Clorox and pulled an Anna Nicole. Because my friends and I are planning a trip to Vegas' MGM Grand for her big comeback tour (fat chance) and if she died those plans are out the door. And I was really looking forward to Vegas. Again.
Posted by Nancy at 9:35 AM
February 12, 2007
The One With The Gross Pictures
These are making me sick.
Evidence that Jessica Simpson has officially gone nuts due to this divorce. I'd rather do a colonic than John Mayer.
Posted by Nancy at 10:35 AM
February 11, 2007
The One Where I Need Detergent
Does anybody have a few bucks to give me? I need laundry detergent, and I am not about to resort to the excess of Cascade I have in the kitchen.
By the way, rest in peace Anna Anna Anna Anna Anna Nicole.
Posted by Nancy at 12:50 PM
February 7, 2007
The One With My Hormones
Wow. Wow. Wow. Hormones are such a funny thing. You learn about them in school, about how they're chemical messengers in your brain, yadda yadda yadda. But you think, that after spending a quarter in Neurobiology, knowing how this little hormone system works inside out, would automatically give you some sort of magical control over it.
Because I know I'm about to get my period, I'm sitting here looking at golden retriver puppys and I'm seriously about to cry. So, I guess I don't.
Posted by Nancy at 1:30 PM
February 5, 2007
The One Where I Love Golden Retrievers
I was a Petco the other day buying filters for Freddy's aquarium and I fell in love. It was a golden retriever puppy, just 6 months old. I started rubbing his neck and it rolled over and I started to tickle its belly. He was the cutest friendliest thing ever. It was so cute I almost started to cry. So right now I'm at work and I just googled "golden retriever puppy" and I'm going to give myself a hernia over how cute these things are.
I will have one one day.
Posted by Nancy at 6:31 PM
February 1, 2007
The One With The Last Potter
Posted by Nancy at 12:49 PM
