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July 23, 2006

The One With The Ultimate Pick Up Line

We were outside of a club and I was drunkenly conversing with an Irish male, who stopped mid-conversation and said, "Do you smell that?" Since I had about a pound of ethanol in my body, my olfactory senses took a back seat while I spent my energy trying to not pass out. I gave him a quizzical look, to which he replied, "I farted."

You know, I had to give him a high-five for that.

Posted by Nancy at July 23, 2006 11:25 AM

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The other guy reeked of curry. Why didn't he feel the need to inform us of that so that I had a legit excuse to back away 10 feet? By the by, *elbows*!

- Posted by charisse at July 24, 2006 12:52 AM

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