July 25, 2006

The One With A Few Issues

A few issues -

AIR CONDITIONING.
Would you rather - pay through the nose for running the AC or die of heatstroke? It's a tossup for me.

PHLEGM.
I am happy to annouce that after approximately 3 terrible weeks in phlegm-land, I believe I have coughed up my final phlegm. During my plane trip back from Las Vegas, I encountered a crazy mutant virus which put me out of commission for about 3 weeks. I had a fever, I lost my voice, and don't think I'm even kidding when I say my body has produced enough phlegm to fill a 40-ounce bottle. Maybe more. My coworkers started calling said virus "Vegas-SARS" (knock on wood) and have come to the conclusion that I am allergic to Las Vegas. Allergic to Las Vegas you say? LIke that's really going to stop me.

VEGAS.
I shall be documenting my latest rendezvous in Vegas shortly.

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July 23, 2006

The One With The Ultimate Pick Up Line

We were outside of a club and I was drunkenly conversing with an Irish male, who stopped mid-conversation and said, "Do you smell that?" Since I had about a pound of ethanol in my body, my olfactory senses took a back seat while I spent my energy trying to not pass out. I gave him a quizzical look, to which he replied, "I farted."

You know, I had to give him a high-five for that.

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July 20, 2006

The One Where I Like Jessica's new song

Me likey likey Jessica Simpson's new song. Its the only song of hers where I don't feel like turning my ears inside out.

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July 9, 2006

The One Where I Start Blogging Again.

Hmm, I was reading through my website and I decided that maybe I should start blogging again. Let me start by posting a lovely picture that pretty much summed up my last trip to the wonderful Las Vegas, Nevada.

You know the new saying: What happens in Vegas ... will most likely be posted on the internet.

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