June 15, 2006

The One Where Paris Hilton Is Not Human

IS IT HUMAN?!

Posted by Nancy at 10:05 PM | Comments (1)

June 12, 2006

The One With My Airbed

My airbed is deflated again. Why I'm still sleeping on this $20 piece of crap is beyond me. I think I'm secretly a masochist. A masochist who likes suffering from lower back problems. A masochist who is content getting 8 (hah, more like 4-5) hours of "beauty" sleep on a blow up doll's cousin. Perhaps I'm too heavy for it? Yeah right!

Anyone want to help me move my 200 lb Sealy Posturepedic 17 miles south and up 2 flights of stairs? I'll give you a cookie!

Posted by Nancy at 12:57 AM | Comments (2)

June 4, 2006

The One Where A Woman Marries A Snake

Charmed woman marries cobra in India

BHUBANESWAR, India (AFP) - A woman who fell in love with a snake has married the reptile at a traditional Hindu wedding celebrated by 2,000 guests in India's Orissa state, reports said.

Girl, get out of it if you can. He's a cold hearted snake, look into his eyes!

(On the other hand, she's probably on to something, going straight for the anatomy.. heh, wink wink)

Posted by Nancy at 1:40 PM | Comments (1)

June 2, 2006

The One Where Humanity Is Going To The Shits

Anna Nicole Smith confirms that she's pregnant. Britney Spears is having K-Fed's 2nd child.

Proof that humanity is going to the shits! Let's all just give up and quit our jobs and get drunk. We ain't going nowhere people!

Posted by Nancy at 12:38 PM | Comments (0)