February 6, 2006
The One Where I'm Annoyed At The Mall
I'm bored at work (missing The Bachelor!) so why don't I post a little rant on my much neglected website. So I went to the mall this morning before work to exchange some sunglasses and grab some coffee and goddamn why is it that I can't walk through a mall without getting harassed by ten thousand vendors? It's always someone who asking me if I have a cell phone (dammit people, don't you know everyone and their momma already has one?), or some idiot who wants to show me how some steamer works. Or some dude who wants to give me a head massage with a warped coat hanger. Or some lady who has the miracle cure for dry cuticles. Or some psycho, ahem psychic asking me if I'm interested in a palm reading. If I give you the look of death when you ask me if I'm interested in getting my fortune read, it probably means I'm not interested, you should have already known that, you psychic fraud! Go. Away. GO. AWAY.
Posted by Nancy at February 6, 2006 9:47 PM
Comments
I thought your cuticles looked kinda dry? What? And bye the way, you gotta try that coat hanger. Snap.
Here's an idea, maybe you could not go to the mall? I hear they have stores in places that aren't populated by freaks and 16 year olds.
Hey you forgot a vendor! The ones that try to make you smell those stupid lavender pillows made with ugly prints! Oh wait ... and the one that wants to sell you the leather shoe cleaner! Now get back to work goddammit! heheehe.
whatever happened to the nancyshmancy who made super funny posts everyother day? like asian women's driving school or the michael phelps obsession?
mmuuauahahah! that Nancy is long gone! As her supervisor I give her these crazy ass schedules that leave her so tired and worn out that she's too tired to do anything but sleep. *evil grin* seriously Nancy --- give the people what they want! Hell ... you should at least leave posts during your downtime ... like on Fridays. Work is always kick back on Fridays!
