February 25, 2006
The One Where They Don't Know The Lyrics To The Anthem
Now I've never won an Olympic gold medal before, and I most likely never will (unless the 2-meter drunken fall becomes a summer sport, something I think I'd be a favorite for), so I don't exactly know much about being up there on the topmost podium, but I do know that it's probably not a good idea to sing along to the US's National anthem when you don't know the words.
And yet, why does everyone do it? lol
Posted by Nancy at 11:53 AM | Comments (3)
February 24, 2006
The One Where J.T. Is In Another Uniform
I never thought I'd ever see J.T. in another uniform.
I still love my Giants, but I guess I'm also a Red Sox fan now.
*cries in the corner*
Posted by Nancy at 9:26 PM | Comments (0)
February 6, 2006
The One Where I'm Annoyed At The Mall
I'm bored at work (missing The Bachelor!) so why don't I post a little rant on my much neglected website. So I went to the mall this morning before work to exchange some sunglasses and grab some coffee and goddamn why is it that I can't walk through a mall without getting harassed by ten thousand vendors? It's always someone who asking me if I have a cell phone (dammit people, don't you know everyone and their momma already has one?), or some idiot who wants to show me how some steamer works. Or some dude who wants to give me a head massage with a warped coat hanger. Or some lady who has the miracle cure for dry cuticles. Or some psycho, ahem psychic asking me if I'm interested in a palm reading. If I give you the look of death when you ask me if I'm interested in getting my fortune read, it probably means I'm not interested, you should have already known that, you psychic fraud! Go. Away. GO. AWAY.
Posted by Nancy at 9:47 PM | Comments (4)
February 5, 2006
The One Where I'm Watching Superbowl 40
So I'm watching Superbowl XL (why is it "XL" shouldn't it be XXXX. I suck at roman numberals). I just have one question to ask
WHERE WAS JOE MONTANA DURING THE MVP CEREMONY????????!?!!?! I was all prepared to bow down to my TV. Was he doing some barbecue sauce commercial. (Hey thats a lot better than being on some C-list celebrity dance show - the fate of certain TRaiders, ahem)
Yawn. This superbowl is boring. Nothing like Super Bowl XXIII (then again, what game can ever be better than that one???) . Oh, how I miss teh 49ers :(
Posted by Nancy at 3:20 PM | Comments (0)
