October 1, 2005
The One Where My Goldfish Is Bulimic
I'm about 75% asleep right now, thanks to one hefty dose of Robitussin CF, but am fighting to stay awake to see the 40-year-old Virgin host the season premiere of Saturday Night Live. It's a little strange, but I'm feeling a little hammered from the cough syrup, and am going to use this oppurtunity to yammer on about my goldfish (as if I needed an excuse!).
I think my goldfish is bulimic, he keeps spitting out his food. I go out of my way to find him the most premium of gourmet goldfish flakes and he spits all of it out everytime I try to feed him. And then, he proceeds to chase around the little bits of spit-out food right before they make their way into the filter intake. I don't get it, he has no problem eating his own poop. Is he suffering from a self-image issue? Maybe I should position a mirror in front of his tank so he can see he has nothing to worry about. Don't worry Freddy, you're not fat, and you deserve to eat good food that didn't just come out of your ass!
Posted by Nancy at October 1, 2005 11:17 PM
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you are a fat fishy!!!!!!
you are a fat fishy!!!!!!
Ilove it. it really worked. i can see my bones now!!!!! i havent felt so skinny since my mom starved me when i throw up on her prada purse. the lady who made it was so skinny. she inspired me. EVERBOBY THROW UP. ITS A FUN GAME. YOU WILL SEE THE CHANGES. I RECOMMMED USING ORAL-B TOOTHBRUSH INSTEAD OF USING A PENCIL. WE LOVE THROWING UP!!!!
Ilove it. it really worked. i can see my bones now!!!!! i havent felt so skinny since my mom starved me when i throw up on her prada purse. the lady who made it was so skinny. she inspired me. EVERBOBY THROW UP. ITS A FUN GAME. YOU WILL SEE THE CHANGES. I RECOMMMED USING ORAL-B TOOTHBRUSH INSTEAD OF USING A PENCIL. WE LOVE THROWING UP!!!!
i am job..do u speak..english..i am job..i'm sry the position has already been filled...HAHA!!
