August 16, 2005

The One Where I Hate Construction Workers

I am really hating the construction workers on my street right now. I mean, I absolutely loathe them and their loud drilling and hammering. They just woke me up from an absolutely awesome dream involving rain, a tent, and Ryan Gosling.

Sigh.

In the words of Rachael Ray, "YUM!"

Posted by Nancy at 12:22 PM

August 3, 2005

The One Where Prince William Is Cloned OMGG

BITCH!

Nah, just kidding. While that picture would normally elicit jealousy and hatred from yours truly, it is actually a dream come true! Why? Why, because my beloved Prince William has been cloned in wax by Madame Tussads in London, and the girl in the above photo is doing what any red blooded female would do. Can't really blame her.

I must say, that is one handsome hunk of wax. Can you say CHRISTMAS PRESENT?!?! That is one fine sculpture I wouldn't mind showcasing in my living room... or bedroom ... shower, whatever.

Okay ... maybe I'm getting a little jealous.

Posted by Nancy at 1:26 PM | Comments (1)

August 2, 2005

The One Where I Hate "Fitness Made Simple"

I AM SO SICK OF THOSE "FITNESS MADE SIMPLE" COMMERCIALS.

Anyone who watches a lot of Food Network, HGTV, and ESPN should know what I'm talking about, as those 3 channels are inundated with these highly annoying commercials featuring an ear-scathing jingle that makes you want to tear your hair out.

Let me remind you all in case you don't know what I'm talking about.
It's fitness made simple (do do do)
Made for real people (do do do)
(blah blah blah words I don't know)
Seeing results
AND LIVING BETTER LIVES!!!

Everytime I hear that song, my life is shortened by one day due to the intense trauma it causes me. I hear it about 4 times an hour. Oh believe me, I try to mute it, but I never make it on time. I hear the first line of that jingle and damage done, the whole song is in my head.

I. Fucking. Hate. It.

(Oh yeah. And what's up with the spokesperson. You'd think someone who spends that much time on his bod would do something about his hair ... and face .. oh shoot, his whole head. You're not going to take over the world with your plethora of commercials Mr. Overly Buff, not with your mismatched body!!!!)

Posted by Nancy at 12:18 AM | Comments (4)