July 27, 2005
The One Where I Hate Rachael Ray
Rachael "EVOO" Ray has yet another new show called "Rachael Ray's Tasty Travels". And she's coming out with a magazine this fall ... just another two reasons for me to hate her.
Because not only does this bitch get to schmooz with the stars (albeit B-listers) and snoop around in their cupboards, she gets to travel the world to friggin eat. We ordinary people have to resort to Sbarros and other low-end Italian fast-food when she gets to go to ITALY to have lasagna. And what's worse is her gustatory pleasure is depicted by rolling her eyes in the back of her head after she takes a bite out of what she's eating for all of TV to see and envy.
Oh yeah, and the biggest reason why I hate her: it takes me 2 hours to cook one of her "30 minute meals." Although I'd have to admit I've never cooked one I didn't like .. and that's a lot coming from a person who frequenly burns water.
(Haha, I don't really hate her ... but godammit I want her job.)
Posted by Nancy at July 27, 2005 9:48 AM
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I want her job too. Sure beats school, and I'll never starve. Ever.
