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June 27, 2005

The One Where I Met Michael Phelps OHMAHGAHH

*HEAD EXPLODES*
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Does anybody need a reminder of who he is? Anybody?

Click HERE, HERE, HERE, or HEREEEEEE

I know the presence of CLOTHING (?!) is misleading, but the boy in above photo is none other than Body From Heaven, aka Michael Phelps. Sorry I had to tag the photo, but I know alot of you speedo-lovin' perverts browse this site and I'd hate for you to steal my picture, photoshop your head over me and my friends and ogle over it without any recognition as to where you got it. I actually have more photos I would have posted if I weren't so greedy. Check back for more if you're lucky. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to need a moment alone.

OH SUKI SUKI

Posted by Nancy at 2:44 AM | Comments (3)

June 25, 2005

The One Where I Don't Give A Shit

I need a month's worth of detox. Seriously.

I'm Living On A Prayer. I want to get up and dance so bad, but then I forget I have no reason to. Because I'm here in San Francisco, where life sucks so FRIGGEN BAD!

Posted by Nancy at 1:10 AM | Comments (0)

June 10, 2005

The One Where A Ricerocket Crashed Into A Tree

To the dumb idiot ricerocket drivers of San Francisco and the rest of the world, This is what you're asking for, you stupid mofos:
SAN FRANCISCO (CBS 5) A man was killed when his car crashed into a tree on Junipero Serra Avenue, reportedly following an early morning street race.

The fatal accident occurred at approximately 1 a.m. Friday morning, just south of 19th Avenue and San Francisco State University.

The vehicles – two Acuras -- were traveling southbound at a high rate of speed, reportedly in excess of 100 mph. One crashed, striking a tree in the median, killing the driver and destroying the black Acura.

The white Acura involved in the incident did not stop and police are seeking the driver of that car for questioning.

Traffic was shut down for about three hours for investigators to collect evidence and remove the wreckage but Junipero Serra was open in time for the morning commute.

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In excess of 100 mph, where that street has a 40 mph speed limit. I feel terrible for the guy's family but I can hardly say I have any sympathy for someone that stupid.

Posted by Nancy at 12:36 PM | Comments (2)

June 2, 2005

The One Where Subway Ends Its Free Sandwich Promotion

Subway Ends Free-Sandwich Promotion

The Subway restaurant chain said Thursday it is ending its decades-old free sandwich promotion, amid concerns that counterfeiters have been creating and selling copies of the restaurant's proof-of-purchase stamps and cards.

Goddamn you dumb, dishonest, counterfeiting little shits. Thanks for ruining it for everyone. I had about 4 free sandwiches of those saved up for a rainy day. Thanks alot, ASSHOLES.

Posted by Nancy at 10:20 PM

June 1, 2005

The One Where JT Snow Blows A Bubble In His Face

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[stolen shamelessly from JT Snow Online]

I'm having mixed feelings about these pictures. They're funny, yet curiously sexy at the same time.

Posted by Nancy at 12:26 PM | Comments (0)

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