May 3, 2005

The One Where Schmidt Sucked

Schmitty, Schmitty, WHAT HAPPENED TO SCHMITTY?!?! Six runs in seven innings? Aaagh.

Tonight's game nearly put me in the hospital. In fact, I should have been checked into the hospital a long time ago to check for my hormone levels or a brain aneurysm or something because baseball shouldn't be running through my mind 24/7 like it has been for the past few weeks. But anyway. Oh, I weep for Schmidt. No I won't weep. Instead I will build a shrine for him .. a shrine that will channel the everlasting power of the almighty change-up. Yeah. Hey, my shrine for J.T. Snow seems to be working fine. Did you see that home run tonight? Sexy.

Posted by Nancy at May 3, 2005 3:59 AM