October 9, 2004

The One Where I Vote "So I Don't Die"

I registered to vote recently. Because of an issue I hold dear. It shames me a little that my registering to vote coincides with stupid ass P. Diddy's equally stupid "Vote or Die" campaign ('Hey you 19-year-old who doesn't know anything -- vote 'cause Kelso from that 70's show is doing it!'). He's now claiming registration went up by 250% and I unwittingly became part of that hike. When in fact I want to beat every "Vote or Die" solicitor that harasses me on campus with the same vigor as I would a junk-emailer or telemarketer. I'm almost certain my death is not dependent on whether I vote or not. However, it probably does depend on whether I'm in the same nightclub as P. Diddy and whether he decides to fire a gun into the ceiling.

Posted by Nancy at October 9, 2004 12:38 AM