October 31, 2004

The One Where I Dress Like Paris Hilton

Loves it.

Happy Halloween. That's hot.

Posted by Nancy at 11:59 PM

October 30, 2004

The One Where I Carve A Pumpkin

My pumpkin is cooler than yours.

Isn't he cute?

Posted by Nancy at 12:03 AM

October 26, 2004

The One Where I Root For Boston

I'm going to ignore my unabashed neglection of this website for a minute to say:

Posted by Nancy at 11:33 PM

October 10, 2004

The One Where Superman Died

Does anyone remember their first crush? I remember mine clearly because my first bout of childhood lust greatly reflects my taste in guys today (they're usually clean cut with strong effeminate qualites). When I was 5 years old, I had a massive crush on Superman. My crush was so massive that I started crying when my mom revealed she had a crush on him too. I couldn't help it: he was chivalrous and heroic. Plus he wore tights. And now, Superman has flown off to higher destinations.

RIP Chris Reeves :(

Posted by Nancy at 11:36 PM

October 9, 2004

The One Where I Vote "So I Don't Die"

I registered to vote recently. Because of an issue I hold dear. It shames me a little that my registering to vote coincides with stupid ass P. Diddy's equally stupid "Vote or Die" campaign ('Hey you 19-year-old who doesn't know anything -- vote 'cause Kelso from that 70's show is doing it!'). He's now claiming registration went up by 250% and I unwittingly became part of that hike. When in fact I want to beat every "Vote or Die" solicitor that harasses me on campus with the same vigor as I would a junk-emailer or telemarketer. I'm almost certain my death is not dependent on whether I vote or not. However, it probably does depend on whether I'm in the same nightclub as P. Diddy and whether he decides to fire a gun into the ceiling.

Posted by Nancy at 12:38 AM