August 24, 2004

The One Where the Gymnastics Judges Are Dumb

Oh lawd, such drama. What the heck is going on with gymnastics lately. Those judges are so incompetent. I think they've been secretly doping on the confiscated steroids. The Russian's routine was the most flippin' awesome set of release-twisty-flying thingys ever and should have at least gotten a bronze, easy!

We can also blame these judges for what Paul Hamm's going through (a tainted gold and now a tainted silver?). If I were him, I'd somersault a back-handed double twist right into their puny faces. Keep your gold. Go USA!

Oh, and speaking of Paul Hamm, here's a picture of Michael Phelps:

Oh, he's putting on (or taking off?) his skimpy speedos. Amaaerruurh ahummmmmuna asdf;lkj;

Posted by Nancy at August 24, 2004 1:52 AM