May 11, 2004

The One Where Someone Bit My Butt

Alcohol is the leading cause of birth defects, DUI's, and short term amnesia. It's a little disconcerting finding out that 3 months ago, excessively intoxicated at a club, you permitted a female friend to bite you in butt after returning from the bathroom. Did I forget to mention that alcohol is also the leading cause of really really really BAD JUDGEMENT?

Posted by Nancy at May 11, 2004 9:47 PM