May 29, 2004
The One Where The Giants Are On A Winning Streak
There's one thing I want for my birthday. I want the Giants to win today and tomorrow's games (does that count as two things?). If they win today that would be great. And if they win tomorrow that would kick ass because I'll be at that game and it'll be my birthday and all, but more importantly, the Giants will have won their 9th straight game and would be .500. So yeah, that's all I want for my birthday. And a camera phone would be great too. And maybe a dozen Godiva chocolate covered strawberries.
Posted by Nancy at 2:34 PM
May 28, 2004
The One Where My Car Is Dissected
MY POOR CAR
(Thanks, Auto Collision Center DC for the webcam peeks of my car's surgery)
Posted by Nancy at 2:57 PM
May 25, 2004
The One Dedicated To The Idiots In The Computer Lab
To the uncivilized idiots of the world, specifically those present at CSUH'S computer lab:
COVER YOUR MOUTHS YOU SONS OF BITCHES
Posted by Nancy at 12:19 PM
May 20, 2004
The One With The Loogies
Unbelievable. Im sitting here in the computer lab at school once again and remember that one neanderthal who was searching for treasure up in her nose? Well now I'm sitting here once again, trying my best to concentrate on writing a lab report for microbiology and I got two bitches on both sides of me hocking up loogies. That's right.. not one but TWO. They've got them in sync, too. God hates me.
Posted by Nancy at 5:24 PM
May 13, 2004
The One With The Eye Of Sauron
We were looking at atomic spectra in physics lab today and I made some random comment about how Helium-Neon laser's central spectrum resembles the Eye of Sauron ... and now I have this suspicious feeling that I've secretly been labeled the class geek. I usually have no problem being a geek, but when you're singled out like that in a room full of potential Trekkies, you have no idea what to think of yourself.
P.S. The Eye of Sauron also resembles a vagina. A vagina suffering from a most unfortunate venereal disease. You know you thought so too!!!
Posted by Nancy at 11:16 PM | Comments (1)
May 11, 2004
The One Where Someone Bit My Butt
Alcohol is the leading cause of birth defects, DUI's, and short term amnesia. It's a little disconcerting finding out that 3 months ago, excessively intoxicated at a club, you permitted a female friend to bite you in butt after returning from the bathroom. Did I forget to mention that alcohol is also the leading cause of really really really BAD JUDGEMENT?
Posted by Nancy at 9:47 PM
May 8, 2004
The One With The Car Accident
An already well-known fact that must be restated once and again: Asian women drivers cannot drive for shit (myself excluded, naturally).
This weekend The Beetle and and I fell victim to one who claims to have "stopped" at the 4-way stop. And she also claims to have "stopped" at the sight of the car. Okay. I have only one question. In what alternate universe does "Stop" mean "roll on through the stop sign and allow your car to collide with the shiny silver car in front of you?" IDIOT. Women like this are the sole reason for car insurance. My poor Beetle.
A link that befits this tragedy: A-Safe-Way Asian Women Driving School.
!@#%!
Posted by Nancy at 8:04 PM
May 5, 2004
The One Where I'm Busy
I've been busy. Busy learning about biochemical pathways of different microbes. Busy learning about time dilation and Einstein's special theory of relativity. Busy learning about how enzyme linked immunosorbant assays using monoclonal antibodies can help unfold the morphology of different cell components. Busy using big words to show off how smart I think I am right now. Ahaha.
But I'm not to busy to showcase my favorite search referral thus far:
"Why are filipinos psychos?"
Ahaha.. I'm the first one listed, too. Rejoice!
Posted by Nancy at 10:19 PM | Comments (2)
