November 28, 2003

The One Where It's Thanksgiving

To who it may concern,Thank you ...

... for all the employees at Albertson's who's keyed in a dummy preferred card number, when I didnt have mine
... for that one time at Arco when that dude let me know I dropped my wallet
... for the Food Network, for providing me with quality television that I can actually use
... for soap and the people who use it
... for the internet, WORDS CANNOT EVEN DESCRIBE HOW THANKFUL I AM FOR THIS!
... for the world's best aesthetic candy: Michael Vartan
... for that one time where I almost ran over a dude, but missed him by an inch
... for my mommy, who is a great victim of my cunning manipulation
... for my daddy, proof that 'dork' is a heritable trait
... for stadium seating in movie theaters
... for the free music I've downloaded the past few years
... for Mike, who helps me in all my classes despite how dumb I may appear sometimes
... for Marita, for letting me be her 'tail' when we were young
... for Lauren, who reads my site!
... for when Professor Wildy gave me a 20/20 on my population demographics report when it was ridden with tons of grammatical errors
... for the exsistence of lip balm
... for how the neighbors next door turn off the loud annoying mariachi music after I scream "TURN THE MUSIC OFF!!!" across the backyard several times
... for Charisse, my fellow gemini who rides the same wavelengths as I do
... for Che che, who doesn't hate me for poisoning her with too much alcohol
... for the pause function on my DVD player and VCR
... for Marc, who is still here even though I called him an asshole
... for Sara, who still cares despite everything thats happened
... for Husnia, who's always there to listen to me bitch about school (and everything else)
... for John, who gave me a bottle of ketchup and a pinecone for no reason
... for the existence of mullets, how they serve as a garnish for my life
... for all the A's I got in physics
... for flamin' hot Cheetos and Snapple peach iced tea - my fuel for long school days
... for Jason, whom I have very intriguing IM conversations with
... for Harry Potter, My escape for when I'm sick of reality
... for Jenae, Josh, Vicky, and Logan, for the honor of being an important person in their lives
... for my cousin Kris, that he's still alive when he disappears for weeks at a time
... for Jane, my long lost best friend, that I still get to hang out with her today
... for Vihelm, my other long lost best friend, that i still get to hang out with her today
... for anyone who's bought me an alcoholic drink
... "All I want to do is to thank you, even though I don't know who you are.. you who let me change lanes, while I was driving in my car"
... and Thank you for everything and everyone else I can't think of right now (because the voice inside my head chanting "leftover banana creme pie..." is distracting!).

Happy Thanksgiving!

Posted by Nancy at November 28, 2003 12:50 PM