November 28, 2003

The One Where It's Thanksgiving

To who it may concern,Thank you ...

... for all the employees at Albertson's who's keyed in a dummy preferred card number, when I didnt have mine
... for that one time at Arco when that dude let me know I dropped my wallet
... for the Food Network, for providing me with quality television that I can actually use
... for soap and the people who use it
... for the internet, WORDS CANNOT EVEN DESCRIBE HOW THANKFUL I AM FOR THIS!
... for the world's best aesthetic candy: Michael Vartan
... for that one time where I almost ran over a dude, but missed him by an inch
... for my mommy, who is a great victim of my cunning manipulation
... for my daddy, proof that 'dork' is a heritable trait
... for stadium seating in movie theaters
... for the free music I've downloaded the past few years
... for Mike, who helps me in all my classes despite how dumb I may appear sometimes
... for Marita, for letting me be her 'tail' when we were young
... for Lauren, who reads my site!
... for when Professor Wildy gave me a 20/20 on my population demographics report when it was ridden with tons of grammatical errors
... for the exsistence of lip balm
... for how the neighbors next door turn off the loud annoying mariachi music after I scream "TURN THE MUSIC OFF!!!" across the backyard several times
... for Charisse, my fellow gemini who rides the same wavelengths as I do
... for Che che, who doesn't hate me for poisoning her with too much alcohol
... for the pause function on my DVD player and VCR
... for Marc, who is still here even though I called him an asshole
... for Sara, who still cares despite everything thats happened
... for Husnia, who's always there to listen to me bitch about school (and everything else)
... for John, who gave me a bottle of ketchup and a pinecone for no reason
... for the existence of mullets, how they serve as a garnish for my life
... for all the A's I got in physics
... for flamin' hot Cheetos and Snapple peach iced tea - my fuel for long school days
... for Jason, whom I have very intriguing IM conversations with
... for Harry Potter, My escape for when I'm sick of reality
... for Jenae, Josh, Vicky, and Logan, for the honor of being an important person in their lives
... for my cousin Kris, that he's still alive when he disappears for weeks at a time
... for Jane, my long lost best friend, that I still get to hang out with her today
... for Vihelm, my other long lost best friend, that i still get to hang out with her today
... for anyone who's bought me an alcoholic drink
... "All I want to do is to thank you, even though I don't know who you are.. you who let me change lanes, while I was driving in my car"
... and Thank you for everything and everyone else I can't think of right now (because the voice inside my head chanting "leftover banana creme pie..." is distracting!).

Happy Thanksgiving!

Posted by Nancy at 12:50 PM

November 24, 2003

The One With Jonathan Brandis

One of my future husbands (I claimed him in 8th grade, after Ladybugs) has left the human population.

RIP

So young, so sad. (article)

Unrelated addendum: Despite the evidence of barf-sodden jeans and the killer hangover I awoke to this morning, I have no recollection of typing up the below post. I guess one would have to be pretty wasted to admitting Britney rocks (I really think she does, for the record). Apparently lapses in memory (and judgement) often occur when one has consumed enough alcohol to make the homeless dude living outside the liquor store proud. That being said, I don't think I'm going drinking again for the rest of my life. (We'll see.)

Posted by Nancy at 12:31 AM

November 23, 2003

The One Where I Am "heavlity undr the influence"

Oy, don't tell my parents but i am heavlity undr the influence if you know what i mean wink wink.. anyway i just wanted to say that i had someone throw up on me tonight and it was not awesome. stay away from anyone hovering over an albertonss bag in their hand while saying 'i need to throw up' ok.. unless you want barf on your pants like i have right now. anyways happy holidays.. yeah.. alcholol is eveil.

'ps britney rocks especiually # 4 and 8 on her new 'in the zone' cd

Posted by Nancy at 3:29 AM

November 9, 2003

The One With The Pictures

Posted by Nancy at 11:25 PM

November 4, 2003

The One With The Horrified Look On My Face

anonymous birdbrain (11:36:04 PM): he took a shit, then picked it up and threw it at my friends lage
nancys screename (11:36:12 PM): lage?
anonymous birdbrain (11:36:23 PM): yeah, i forgot how to spell that
anonymous birdbrain (11:36:29 PM): leg
anonymous birdbrain (11:36:32 PM): that's it
nancys screename (11:36:36 PM): you forgot how to spell leg?
anonymous birdbrain (11:36:40 PM): yes
anonymous birdbrain (11:36:46 PM): sometimes that happens

Oh. My. God.

Posted by Nancy at 11:42 PM

November 1, 2003

The One Where I Dressed Like Hermione

Happy Halloween!

I actually had a costume this year. I was the ultimate dork and dressed up as Hermione from Harry Potter. I knew my old high school skirt would come in handy! I had the tie, the skirt, the mary janes and the knee-highs. I was actually going make myself a copy Hogwarts: A History and carry that around, but I thought that may have been too much. Oh well.

A picture of Me, Bernie, Charisse & Che at Josh's bday party ->

PS. Check out the the best costume, ever.

Posted by Nancy at 4:42 PM