September 21, 2003

The One Where It's Freeking Hot

Good lord it's hot. It's so hot, I feel like taking another shower even though I took one 2 hours ago. It's so hot, my room feels like an oven. It's so hot, there's a stream of sweat flowing from my bed to the bathroom. It's so hot, I feel trapped in a bottle of that spicy chili stuff they serve at chinese restaurants. It's so hot, I burn my tongue every time I open my mouth. It's so hot that I actually can say I know how a jalapeno feels. It's so hot, that the devil is thinking of moving up here. It's so hot that all my broiled, desiccant brain can do is upchuck stupid one-liners depicting HOW HOT IT IS HERE.

It's so hot, it's hotter than Prince William. There. I said it. Now do you believe me?

Posted by Nancy at September 21, 2003 6:10 PM