June 23, 2003

The One With My Top 25

I came across this whilst surfing the net:

Apparently, there's some sort of online poll to determine who gets the cover. Poll aside, what a wondrous idea, showcasing the creme de la creme of pop culture's most desirable meat! And an even better idea: a flesh & blood female with a sufficient amount of webspace (like me), capable of coming up with her own self-absorbed ranking! So, behold, I present to you:

25.

Prince Peter He's got a goofy smile but hey, I couldn't think of anyone else. Besides he's related to Prince William. Need I say more.

24.

Colin Farrell Allegedly the current "it" boy. I never really had a thing for him until ... wait a minute, how did he get here?! hehe

23.

Some guy that I'm too ashamed to admit I think is hot Oops.

22.

Taylor from "Rooney" This guy looks exactly like a young George Harrison in person. So cool.

21.

Brandon Boyd Two words: bedroom eyes.

20.

The Blonde From BBMak Hey, he's British and he plays guitar.

19.

Brad Pitt I usually don't go for the typical "Hollywood Hunk", however, unanticipated -what's the word- drool, accompanied a recent viewing of "Ocean's 11."

18.

J.T. Snow He's buffed and married. But he's got that certain baseball-player-esque je ne sais quoi, ya know?

17.

Evgeni Plushenko The Russian gold medalist figure skater. Okay, you got me. I couldn't think of any more guys so I opted for a highly sarcastic, comedic kick. I actually think he resembles a donkey. A donkey's butt.

16.

The Guy I was Ashamed To Admit I Thought Was Hot's Brother #23's brother. Yeah.

15.

I might go to jail if anyone knew this guy was on my list Oh the shame.

14.

Some guy I saw on some French website It was a reflex. I Right-Clicked, Saved-As and filed it under "Hot" in "My Pictures" folder. You know you'd do it too.

13.

Justin from "Justincase" Look at him! How gorgeous.

12.

Natalie Portman's Boyfriend Don't know his name or who the heck he is, allz I know is I spent a whopping $3.00 on a US Weekly magazine because I wanted to take his picture home with me. Worth every penny.

11.

Hayden Christensen The Force was definitely with this one!

10.

_ _ _   _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Yeah, yet another guy I'm too ashamed to admit I think is hot. Can't escape them!

9.

Noah Bastian Perhaps its the summer solstice, or perhaps old age has caused me to lose function in several areas of my brain ... but I'm going to admit that I actually own a doll bearing the likeness of this one. Behold the evidence.

8.

Noah Wyle He used to #1 at one point. But as the brilliancy of his show "ER" dwindles, as does my lust for him. *shrug*

7.

Ashton Kutcher Look at those eyes! And the skinny body. And the overall dorkness. I like it all!

6.

Some guy I was obsessed with for a few years I don't think I am anymore, but looking back, I can totally see what captivated me. But I don't think anyone else will.

5.

The French Waiter who worked at the coffee shop near The Eiffel Tower This was a close case of le coup de foudre. VERY CLOSE!

4.

Prince Harry He was the ugly duckling, but geez, has this boy grown into quite the handsome lad. So sue me!

3.

Sean Biggerstaff He played Oliver Wood in the Harry Potter movies. A friend of mine and I had a wonderful "Pause"-fest with the DVD remote one evening. How can someone with a last name like that not make my list?

2.

Michael Vartan This guy is the EPITOME OF PERFECTION!

1.	Guess Who?! Does that surprise anyone? And did anyone else start salivating upon seeing this photograph?

In any case, please, please, please go to http://www.people.com/bachelor and vote for Prince William, my future husband, to grace the cover of June 30's People Magazine. I need another magazine to add to my foot-high stack.

Posted by Nancy at 12:02 AM

June 21, 2003

The One With The Day Of Milestones

After a brief altercation with a male companion, followed by 2 hours of willful congregation with fellow Harry Potter afficionados (several prepubescent ones donning the proper Gryffindor attire) in an overcrowded bookstore past midnight, I finally have the canon*, in its full 870-page glory: Is there anything on earth more beautiful than this?

Oh, wait a minute ... yes there is!

Happy 21st to my lover Prince William! To celebrate, I invite you, the reader, to peruse through what I like to call a little piece of heaven, also known as Nancy's a jpeg-happy nut or this is only 3% of what's stored in my C: drive.

*blasphemy not intended

Posted by Nancy at 11:08 PM