April 14, 2001

The One Where I Think I Go Crazy

For the five nights in a row, I've had a series of lucid dreams. All/mostly involving celebrities.

Sunday night I had a dream about Nick Carter. That he was in my room, sitting on my bed signing autographs for me. Then we were playing basketball in a very empty secluded basketball court. (?!) I don't even like Nick Carter.

Monday night's dream was even wierder. Two of my friends and I were on our way to Pac Bell Park for a Tom Hanks autograph session. We were going via Muni bus and somehow the bus took a wrong turn and we got stuck on a ghetto street corner accompanied by very irritated Goldie Hawn . When we finally made it to the park, we had to wade through a stadium full of jellybeans in order to get to Tom Hanks. He signed my mom's old flowervase, not with his signature, but with stick figures.

Tuesday night's dream I was at Chucky Cheese's with a whole bunch of kids I didn't know and this cute boy comes along with a hot dog cart and makes me a lollipop the size of a frisbee.

Wednesday night's dream is sorta private, but lucid nonetheless.

Thursday night's dream. Che, Chris, Charisse and I were at Costco with Prince William who was our 'old friend'. He seemed impatient and wanting to get the hell out of there, suddenly he hugged Che's backside. Then Chris hugged Che's backside, Charisse hugged Chris's backside, and eventually we were all doing "the train" all over Costco. And then I was at some concert venue where I spot Christina Aguilera and start interviewing her, asking questions about her 'black cd with red spots all over it'. And then I was at the Charlie's Angels' house. Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore were there, but Julia Roberts replaced Lucy Liu. They were trying to feed me yogurt, and once they succeeded, I ran around their house about a billion times, roadrunner style, because that was my 'Charlie's Angels' special power.

Posted by Nancy at 2:46 PM